Story 5 COMPLETED

One day Baz was out walking his pet centipede when all of a sudden he was attacked by A group on angry pirates, and the pirates were chased off by one of the centipedes legs which dropped off and come alive, Baz was not bothered by this as he knew that if his centipede died he always had Cheryl Cole on speed dial, but tiger woods got there 1st and took Cheryl Cole to his holiday home in Penrhys, when he went to ring her sister he dropped his mobile into a vat of steaming frogs turds being boiled by a witch from Newport who belongs to Paul Cochlyn, who is the leader of the klingons. He once went to Vancouver and found a rampant rabbit, the size of an Egyptian cat known as the sphinx. This is a big cat in the dessert that spends all day wanking over granny porn, which should have its own channel instead of DAVE, because DAVE shows shit programmes like the shitty Swansea city highlights, and how to paint the inside of a rusty kettle instead of Match of the day with Cardiff city on it. Any way that night a large trout from the river attacked a rottweiller and ate his pork scratching, leaving him in a mess making rob look like a transvestite body building outer Mongolian bouncer (now known as door security) with pink stilettos which he threw in the oven and cooked them for 2 hours 35 minutes basting them every thirty minutes with a soup ladle at 200 c then when finished serve with raw potatoes and frozen peas on a bed of crispy lettuce, served with fried rat which is a speciality in Port Talbot which is not to far from jack land where they all got 6 fingers, 22 toes, and love raping all female members of their family, who always says yes anyway but the girls prefer boys from porth, because they have bionic tongues and enormous big huge thick Black Dildos, attached to their sex machines emblazoned with bluebirds so they can drink their bow in their enormous comfy chairs, watching match of the day while pressing the button on the mechanical f**k machine, and laughing at the six finger sisters smoking crack whilst getting royally fucked by an electronic bluebird - no wonder they call the six fingered scum, strange, but not as strange as our own Chairman (EX CHAIRMAN NOW) who loves to suck the life out of Cardiff city football club until there’s nothing left, only a fat ugly bird called Bazettea, who got monkey faced by a Malaysian called bugfyrcb iyubvuygbxoiuybxccuhbtxogvyiub4xi h bcoiybvo84i bxgckjvb iyubxoilb dlgy44o58y, who enjoyed drinking strong bow and eating deep fried scorpions on a bed of roasted locusts and dandelions which made her very very horny. It also gave her terrible crabs, and fast growing pubic hair which she trimmed regular collected and she knitted a hammock which strung up between two very very large breasts, which were great for giving titwanks to little Irish men who often frequented gay bars with Milly, Chippy, and Baz, all wearing bright pink pvc thongs with matching Bra’s and Stockings, Baz bent over chippy and said, no f*cking way sonny i am going to look for a real woman in t he canton cross named vera who was 25 stone and loved taking it up the belly button, but had to clean the fluff out first, then knit a jumper with it in the shape of a little woman named Jez, who often can be seen sucking off ridsdale in the Canton Cross midday on a Staurday when Leeds are taking a right bollocking off Stockport County, Yeeeeehaaaaa!!

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