Swansea Joke

A Cardiff fan and a Swansea fan get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars (with football stickers on windows) are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the Swansea fan says, "So you're a Cardiff fan, that's interesting. I'm a Swansea fan... Wow! Just look at our cars. There totally wrecked, but fortunately we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends putting our differences behind us."

The Cardiff fan replied," I agree with you completely, this must indeed be a sign from God!" The Cardiff fan continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whisky didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this and celebrate our good fortune."

Then he hands the bottle to the Swansea fan. The Swansea fan nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then hands it back to the Cardiff fan. The Cardiff fan takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the Swansea fan.

The Swansea fan asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The Cardiff fan grins and then replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

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heres another 1,,,,, the new fairy advert,is being shot in townhill, swansea,,, the little boy asks his mum,,,,, why are your hands so soft mum,,,,,,,,, the mother replies,,,,,,,, because im f*cking 13, thats why my hand are so soft

Trundle, Tate & Prattley were playing football with a hedgehog outside my house last night. I was outraged. I was just about to call the RSPCA when the hedgehog went a goal up...

a car goes over the edge of the cliff, two swansea fans are killed,,,, when the police turn up, the officer,says,,,, its a pity that, yes says the other officer,,,,,,,, the bmw is a 5 seater

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