motorway kids

Bloke driving on motorway with his stunning blonde girlfriend. She said I think those people on the car next to us are from wales, how do you know says bloke, the kids are writing wohs su ruoy stit!!!!!

The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. Little Irving got up to read his. "Papa fell in the well last week - " he began. "Good heavens," shrieked Mrs. Kroop, the teacher. "Is he all right now?" "He must be," said little Irving. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday."

Q. Define "Egghead:"
A. What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.

there were two blondes, and they had just came from a store.

The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car. She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest for a second.

When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top's down!"

it would acutally be written like this..

stit ruoy su wohs