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Re: Steer clear of the Ely area tomorrow at five o'clock

Tue May 04, 2010 11:56 am

I try and stay away from Ely as much as possible :lol: :lol:

Except when going for my tattoo in Bully Girl, I know one of the apprentices there :ayatollah:

Re: Steer clear of the Ely area tomorrow at five o'clock

Tue May 04, 2010 11:57 am

Bloody hell Sime, have you warned the authorities :o

Re: Steer clear of the Ely area tomorrow at five o'clock

Tue May 04, 2010 11:59 am

i think everyone does stay away lol

good luck, i remember my first ever driving lesson, i was looking at the gear stick whilst changing gear to see where i was supposed to go, mounted the kurb and grass and narrowly missed a tree, the instructor said "i told you to keep your eyes on the road" I blew right off, told him to get fucked and walked home lol right c**t

never drove a car before, what does he expect?

Re: Steer clear of the Ely area tomorrow at five o'clock

Tue May 04, 2010 12:48 pm

Ben wrote:i think everyone does stay away lol

good luck, i remember my first ever driving lesson, i was looking at the gear stick whilst changing gear to see where i was supposed to go, mounted the kurb and grass and narrowly missed a tree, the instructor said "i told you to keep your eyes on the road" I blew right off, told him to get fucked and walked home lol right c**t

never drove a car before, what does he expect?


Wait until the day your wife/son/daughter says "take me for a driving lesson Dad"

I can tell you I was more frightened sitting in the passenger seat experiencing first hand similar driving ability to yours Ben than anything I have ever done in my life before. :lol:

Re: Steer clear of the Ely area tomorrow at five o'clock

Tue May 04, 2010 1:11 pm

ELY BOY wrote:ha ha I expected that response Daf! ;)

Rich, if they don't know they may well do by 6 :)

Trust you Ben mate haha. I am a proper car virgin, no experience whatsoever so should be fun


i would take you out in mine, but i trust no-one to drive it bar me, im sure you'll understand :ayatollah:

Re: Steer clear of the Ely area tomorrow at five o'clock

Tue May 04, 2010 1:59 pm

good luck simon :ayatollah:

Re: Steer clear of the Ely area tomorrow at five o'clock

Tue May 04, 2010 4:12 pm

ELY BOY wrote:Cheers Baz, lesson been changed to Friday afternoon now so will be playing dodge the piss heads :twisted:


Make sure the instructor doesn't have a car like Tav's!!! :lol:

Re: Steer clear of the Ely area tomorrow at five o'clock

Wed May 05, 2010 5:45 am

ELY BOY wrote:I have my first driving lesson :lol:

:iroc: :lol: good luck m8

Re: Steer clear of the Ely area tomorrow at five o'clock

Wed May 05, 2010 5:47 pm

And you caused £500.000 of improvments. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:
Good luck you will love it and you can drive to the first away game next season :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Steer clear of the Ely area tomorrow at five o'clock

Wed May 05, 2010 6:16 pm

good luck, have a few stellas mate to calm your nerves, :roll:

Re: Steer clear of the Ely area tomorrow at five o'clock

Wed May 05, 2010 6:23 pm

ninianblue wrote:good luck, have a few stellas mate to calm your nerves, :roll:


A few herbal ciggarettes calm the nerves somewhat when faced with such a stressfull situation. :lol: