my missus naked

My missus come home the other night totally pissed, she took her trousers off and fell on the bed asleep with her ass sticking up in the air.
I thought to myself "i`m not going to miss a f*cking opportunity like this....
so i went up the pub with the boys.

My missus come home the other night totally pissed, she took her trousers off and fell on the bed asleep with her ass sticking up in the air.
I thought to myself "i`m not going to miss a f*cking opportunity like this....
so i went up the pub with the boys.

acyually laughed out loud

brilliant

Like how you put that as the title to get everyone to open the thread thinking it was a picture very good

My missus come home the other night totally pissed, she took her trousers off and fell on the bed asleep with her ass sticking up in the air.
I thought to myself "i`m not going to miss a f*cking opportunity like this....
so i went up the pub with the boys.

You should have slipped a chocolate button between the cheeks before you left.

My missus come home the other night totally pissed, she took her trousers off and fell on the bed asleep with her ass sticking up in the air.
I thought to myself "i`m not going to miss a f*cking opportunity like this....
so i went up the pub with the boys.

You should have slipped a chocolate button between the cheeks before you left.

and an peacock feather alledgedly

should have parked your bike.

My missus come home the other night totally pissed, she took her trousers off and fell on the bed asleep with her ass sticking up in the air.
I thought to myself "i`m not going to miss a f*cking opportunity like this....
so i went up the pub with the boys.

You should have slipped a chocolate button between the cheeks before you left.

Or just drop a dollop of vaseline in her crack and left the pot on the bed with an empty wine bottle - Im sure she would have been a little worried on awaking!

My missus come home the other night totally pissed, she took her trousers off and fell on the bed asleep with her ass sticking up in the air.
I thought to myself "i`m not going to miss a f*cking opportunity like this....
so i went up the pub with the boys.

You should have slipped a chocolate button between the cheeks before you left.

Or just drop a dollop of vaseline in her crack and left the pot on the bed with an empty wine bottle - Im sure she would have been a little worried on awaking!

Where's the cork? !!!!

My missus come home the other night totally pissed, she took her trousers off and fell on the bed asleep with her ass sticking up in the air.
I thought to myself "i`m not going to miss a f*cking opportunity like this....
so i went up the pub with the boys.

I think you wife got a lubely arse I does.









AND SLEEPLESS IN CANTON

lmao

nutters all of you