someone help me please big emergency

Now, im not going to leicester today, but was planning on going up the local pub, she said to me this morning"prove how much you love me and take me for a picnic somewhere and miss the game"

what do i do????

Shes just gone in the shower do i.....
a... go in there and batter fuk out of her and try and keep the body hidden until after the play off final
b... tell her cardiff city fc is more important to me than you will ever be
c... ply her with spiked coffee
d....ply her with spiked toast
e....hit her over the head with one of annis` books
.....hit her over the head with one of the riddlers books
f.....kick her repeatedly in the fanny till she passes out
g....pretend to die and jump out of the ambulance when it passes pub
h....smother her with one of my city shirts
i.....tell her to f**k off, i`ve been waiting for this game in 30 years, you insensitive bitch
j....tie her up and gag her
k....cut her fringe off
l..... threaten to monkey face her and post it on facebook.

Tell her if she loves you then she would let you go and watch the game........should lead to stand off which gives you time to go to the pub anyway. Get back later make up to her and then smash her pasty for several hours. JOB DONE!

Easy, ABCDEFGHIJKL, but not necessarily in that order,

lmao, thanks boys

Take her with you?

Now, im not going to leicester today, but was planning on going up the local pub, she said to me this morning"prove how much you love me and take me for a picnic somewhere and miss the game"

what do i do????

Shes just gone in the shower do i.....
a... go in there and batter fuk out of her and try and keep the body hidden until after the play off final
b... tell her cardiff city fc is more important to me than you will ever be
c... ply her with spiked coffee
d....ply her with spiked toast
e....hit her over the head with one of annis` books
.....hit her over the head with one of the riddlers books
f.....kick her repeatedly in the fanny till she passes out
g....pretend to die and jump out of the ambulance when it passes pub
h....smother her with one of my city shirts
i.....tell her to f**k off, i`ve been waiting for this game in 30 years, you insensitive bitch
j....tie her up and gag her
k....cut her fringe off
l..... threaten to monkey face her and post it on facebook.

which came first City or your lady ?

if the answer is City then ask her if she loves you.

If the answer is no, then go t the pub.

If the answer is yes tell her City has always been part of me, its part of who I am and why I'm the person I am, this is a really important day for us and if you truly love me you won't want to spoil it for me.

promise not to get too pissed and take her out somewhere nice for a meal later

Give her an angry pirate and f**k off to the pub

e, i, j, l then the rest in any order.

Oh, and make sure you tell her not to be so f*cking stupid in future