Taking a fit bird out and want to impress her, advice please

A fit bird at work has agreed to go out with me on a few dates. She's properly fit and looks amazingly like Zoe Tapper (just google her and you'll see what I mean) and she said she wants to go out for a drink and a meal and see what happens. Going for a meal is almost out this side of Christmas, but I said we'd go for a drink next week as I pick up my brand new car and it would be good to take her out in it. I suggested going to the Mediterraneo restaurant in Penarth a few days later, which I have been wanting to go to for a while now. Has anyone been there? The menu looks good enough to impress a bird too

tell her you are a welsh rugby player, she would feel a lot safer in the beginning

tell her you are a welsh rugby player, she would feel a lot safer in the beginning

Nah, I'm planning on a shag at some point

tell her you are a welsh rugby player, she would feel a lot safer in the beginning

Nah, I'm planning on a shag at some point

i am splitting my sides laughing here i got 2 full weeks off, this message board will be in the gutter

I'm working in our Bridgend office today. Loads of time onm my hands.

Anyway, back to the original thread title. I'm taking it you've never been there Baz?

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I'm working in our Bridgend office today. Loads of time onm my hands.

Anyway, back to the original thread title. I'm taking it you've never been there Baz?

um no, i am a rhondda boy strictly micky D's for me. or a giant kebab so i can leave her the chilli's i cant eat

http://i06.bdbphotos.com/3L/23/0000586323-81350L.jpg

That's the girl

I'm working in our Bridgend office today. Loads of time onm my hands.

Anyway, back to the original thread title. I'm taking it you've never been there Baz?

um no, i am a rhondda boy strictly micky D's for me. or a giant kebab so i can leave her the chilli's i cant eat

i think this has potential to be a class thread

Yes, Cefn, it does. And I may never get an answer to my question. Aaah, takes me back to CCMB

I CAN SEE ME HAVING A THOMAS OVER THAT PHOTO

tell her you are a welsh rugby player, she would feel a lot safer in the beginning

Nah, I'm planning on a shag at some point

Remember to pot the pink and leave the brown well alone

Don't worry, I'll be going nowhere near the brown. Although, I've heard she does like a bit of the old Council Gritter at this time of the year

Don't worry, I'll be going nowhere near the brown. Although, I've heard she does like a bit of the old Council Gritter at this time of the year

are there no mods on then

I can see a few comments being deleted later

nah we are all broadminded on here

Yeah, some of the chat is definitely post-watershed

where is our leader when you need him

Either he'll see the funny side or come down the Canton Cross in a rage looking for us

Either he'll see the funny side or come down the Canton Cross in a rage looking for us

oh f**k

Yeah, some of the chat is definitely post-watershed

I merely suggested that when playing snooker the pink is a more valuable colour than the brown......

is the pink worth 6pts and the brown 4pts

is the pink worth 6pts and the brown 4pts

Depends on whether there is a freeball or not.......

You know what they say, if it's a bird's 'time of the month', don't you? If the red's in town, pot the brown

You know what they say, if it's a bird's 'time of the month', don't you? If the red's in town, pot the brown

Either way make sure you cover your cue

A fit bird at work has agreed to go out with me on a few dates. She's properly fit and looks amazingly like Zoe Tapper (just google her and you'll see what I mean) and she said she wants to go out for a drink and a meal and see what happens. Going for a meal is almost out this side of Christmas, but I said we'd go for a drink next week as I pick up my brand new car and it would be good to take her out in it. I suggested going to the Mediterraneo restaurant in Penarth a few days later, which I have been wanting to go to for a while now. Has anyone been there? The menu looks good enough to impress a bird too

Don't ponce around wiv food mate - girls just want one thing...............

You know what they say, if it's a bird's 'time of the month', don't you? If the red's in town, pot the brown

Either way make sure you cover your cue

No, I don't like the smell of burning rubber

A fit bird at work has agreed to go out with me on a few dates. She's properly fit and looks amazingly like Zoe Tapper (just google her and you'll see what I mean) and she said she wants to go out for a drink and a meal and see what happens. Going for a meal is almost out this side of Christmas, but I said we'd go for a drink next week as I pick up my brand new car and it would be good to take her out in it. I suggested going to the Mediterraneo restaurant in Penarth a few days later, which I have been wanting to go to for a while now. Has anyone been there? The menu looks good enough to impress a bird too

Don't ponce around wiv food mate - girls just want one thing...............

I hope Sludge sees this thread. I need some proper advice. No offence lads, great advice given so far, but Sludge really will tell me what's what

well mate at least we tried for you