joke of the day

.paddy buys two goldfish and names them one and two..his friend declan says..why you call them that, they're silly names..paddy says..well if one dies, i still got two left =)

An irish family froze to death in snowy blizzards whilst queuing outside the cinemas to watch " CLOSED FOR THE WINTER

paddy took his pet goldfish to the vets and told him he has epilepsy..the vet said it looked calm enough to him..paddy said hold on a moment i havent taken him out the fekin bowl yet!