my husband HAS NOT TAKEN HIS
Mon May 17, 2010 2:14 pm
VALIUM FOR THE LAST 3 DAYS . AT THIS MOMENT HE IS OUT IN THE GARDEN SCREAMING AT HIS CHICKINS TO GET BACK IN THE COOP . HE IS SHOUTING GET BACK IN THERE GET IN THERE YOU FETHERD BASTARDS I HATE YOU .I AM LOOKING OUT THE BED ROOM WINDOW AND I CAN SEE OUR NEXT DOOR NAIGHBOURS LAUGHING AT HIM. IT IS FUNNY MIND. 
I HATE MY HUSBAND SO MUCH. 
I HATE MY HUSBAND SO MUCH.
Re: my husband HAS NOT TAKEN HIS
Mon May 17, 2010 2:25 pm
I heard he gets more love off the chickens than off you
Re: my husband HAS NOT TAKEN HIS
Mon May 17, 2010 2:26 pm
Re: my husband HAS NOT TAKEN HIS
Mon May 17, 2010 3:30 pm
warrens or light sussex, rose my dear???
Re: my husband HAS NOT TAKEN HIS
Mon May 17, 2010 4:02 pm
bluebirdbaz wrote:warrens or light sussex, rose my dear???
...... i dont know what thay are baz but thay make a hell of a mess of harrys garden ill have to get another gardener in i had fun with winston the last one.
Re: my husband HAS NOT TAKEN HIS
Mon May 17, 2010 4:04 pm
clair is looking for another job 
Re: my husband HAS NOT TAKEN HIS
Mon May 17, 2010 4:11 pm
I'm pretty good digging in the trench especially the stench trench and I can lay pipe too 
and I can lay pipe too
Re: my husband HAS NOT TAKEN HIS
Mon May 17, 2010 4:13 pm
ihatealiens wrote:I'm pretty good digging in the trench especially the stench trench
...... post your cv on this thread and ill consider it.
Re: my husband HAS NOT TAKEN HIS
Mon May 17, 2010 4:19 pm
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:ihatealiens wrote:I'm pretty good digging in the trench especially the stench trench
...... post your cv on this thread and ill consider it.
wossat a certificate of virility? I got lots of stamina missus
Re: my husband HAS NOT TAKEN HIS
Mon May 17, 2010 4:22 pm
ihatealiens wrote:mrs harry ramsgate wrote:ihatealiens wrote:I'm pretty good digging in the trench especially the stench trench
...... post your cv on this thread and ill consider it.
wossat a certificate of virility? I got lots of stamina missus
....... you have the job can you start tonight.and i will supply the condoms. do you like sex games
Re: my husband HAS NOT TAKEN HIS
Mon May 17, 2010 4:23 pm
cv
baz
age 45
sex.......yes please
work.................i find it eating 2 breakfasts in one go
weight..............slightly big bone( a little on the chubby side)
ambition.......to eat 2very large hot dogs whilst talking on the fone going into CCS
shoe size 11
sock size 6
i am sort of ambitious and suffer from really chronic hayfever
baz
age 45
sex.......yes please
work.................i find it eating 2 breakfasts in one go
weight..............slightly big bone( a little on the chubby side)
ambition.......to eat 2very large hot dogs whilst talking on the fone going into CCS
shoe size 11
sock size 6
i am sort of ambitious and suffer from really chronic hayfever
Re: my husband HAS NOT TAKEN HIS
Mon May 17, 2010 4:26 pm
bluebirdbaz wrote:cv
baz
age 45
sex.......yes please
work.................i find it eating 2 breakfasts in one go
weight..............slightly big bone( a little on the chubby side)
ambition.......to eat 2very large hot dogs whilst talking on the fone going into CCS
shoe size 11
sock size 6
i am sort of ambitious and suffer from really chronic hayfever
.......
your in with a chance baz thats a good cv
Re: my husband HAS NOT TAKEN HIS
Mon May 17, 2010 4:28 pm
aye I do as long as there a tin of shaving cream, a bic razor and a tin of golden syrup involved im up for it
Re: my husband HAS NOT TAKEN HIS
Mon May 17, 2010 4:29 pm
ihatealiens wrote:aye I do as long as there a tin of shaving cream, a bic razor and a tin of golden syrup involved im up for it
......... your in with a chance
Re: my husband HAS NOT TAKEN HIS
Mon May 17, 2010 4:39 pm
is it ok if I bring the 14 kids with me? They be happy to clean out the chickin shit in your coop while we play games as long as you get em a bag of dolly mixtures each to keep em quiet while we shaggin
Re: my husband HAS NOT TAKEN HIS
Mon May 17, 2010 4:53 pm
Oh Rose have u got any of them soopasize comdomms left that Winston brings over from Jameica? Them standard dulux ones always split when I shags the girlies
Re: my husband HAS NOT TAKEN HIS
Mon May 17, 2010 4:59 pm
ihatealiens wrote:is it ok if I bring the 14 kids with me? They be happy to clean out the chickin shit in your coop while we play games as long as you get em a bag of dolly mixtures each to keep em quiet while we shaggin
....... no dont fetch the kids with you just incase you decide to stay over for the night i love children but me and harry where never blessed with them would you consider farthering children with me harry would be so pleased.
Re: my husband HAS NOT TAKEN HIS
Mon May 17, 2010 5:12 pm
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:ihatealiens wrote:is it ok if I bring the 14 kids with me? They be happy to clean out the chickin shit in your coop while we play games as long as you get em a bag of dolly mixtures each to keep em quiet while we shaggin
....... no dont fetch the kids with you just incase you decide to stay over for the night i love children but me and harry where never blessed with them would you consider farthering children with me harry would be so pleased.
I cant I'm shooting spud water since the operation
Re: my husband HAS NOT TAKEN HIS
Mon May 17, 2010 5:26 pm
ihatealiens wrote:mrs harry ramsgate wrote:ihatealiens wrote:is it ok if I bring the 14 kids with me? They be happy to clean out the chickin shit in your coop while we play games as long as you get em a bag of dolly mixtures each to keep em quiet while we shaggin
....... no dont fetch the kids with you just incase you decide to stay over for the night i love children but me and harry where never blessed with them would you consider farthering children with me harry would be so pleased.
I cant I'm shooting spud water since the operation
....... o well just a thought .never mind still come round i fancy a bit of spud water.