just had my leggs waxed

and spray on tan finished . if i say it my self im looking hot cant wait for wembely should be full of blokes.

i think you are gonna shock a few on saturday..............................on our bus

i think you are gonna shock a few on saturday..............................on our bus

...... i think so

i know so

and spray on tan finished . if i say it my self im looking hot cant wait for wembely should be full of blokes.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww love i forgot to tell ya last time we went out and you bent down to pull ya knickers up you shudda got ya ass waxed hun you had a few curlies out the sides of ya thing - they still open it aint too late - oh and if they do discount for a few get your upper lip done cos it was a little fluffy when ya kissed me

fluffy!!!! she looked like f*cking TOM SELLICK

fluffy!!!! she looked like f*cking TOM SELLICK

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww leave her alone she is getting all dollied up just for u Baz! - I have told her to dump u but..............................................she loves that you

and spray on tan finished . if i say it my self im looking hot cant wait for wembely should be full of blokes.

i am a over loved person and i got a lot of love to give

and spray on tan finished . if i say it my self im looking hot cant wait for wembely should be full of blokes.

ARE THE RUMOURS TRUE , THAT WE ARE ON THE SAME BUS DARLING ?

and spray on tan finished . if i say it my self im looking hot cant wait for wembely should be full of blokes.

ARE THE RUMOURS TRUE , THAT WE ARE ON THE SAME BUS DARLING ?

yes she is all yours

Ive got raffle ticket number 23 so I hope the porridge isnt too thick ?

ohhh noo ffs, im gonna have to stick the head on the bint

ohhh noo ffs, im gonna have to stick the head on the bint

she is bigger than you

and spray on tan finished . if i say it my self im looking hot cant wait for wembely should be full of blokes.

ARE THE RUMOURS TRUE , THAT WE ARE ON THE SAME BUS DARLING ?

yes she is all yours

Crack on fella - there's gonna be some good stories after this trip. Ones that will stay with you for the rest of your lives

Go on Mrs R, show them what they've been missing

mr brown, do you want her with you on saturday

mr brown, do you want her with you on saturday

I'll be alright thanks mate - had a bit of tongue action with Mrs R in the graveyard after Chelsea if you remember, ta anyway

and spray on tan finished . if i say it my self im looking hot cant wait for wembely should be full of blokes.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww love i forgot to tell ya last time we went out and you bent down to pull ya knickers up you shudda got ya ass waxed hun you had a few curlies out the sides of ya thing - they still open it aint too late - oh and if they do discount for a few get your upper lip done cos it was a little fluffy when ya kissed me

and spray on tan finished . if i say it my self im looking hot cant wait for wembely should be full of blokes.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww love i forgot to tell ya last time we went out and you bent down to pull ya knickers up you shudda got ya ass waxed hun you had a few curlies out the sides of ya thing - they still open it aint too late - oh and if they do discount for a few get your upper lip done cos it was a little fluffy when ya kissed me

Maybe refer to the "What other names are there for a womans fanny" thread ???