Joke

A guy driving near Cardiff City Stadium slams his brakes on when a man steps out in front of him. Unfortunately he knocks him over and to his horror discovers that it's Ridsdale. In his panic he bungles the body into the boot of his car and makes his way to the top of Caerphilly mountain where he decides to bury the body.
A few hours later he is overcome with guilt and decides to tell the police. The man explained what happened and that it was Ridsdale that he had killed.
The police officer said "are you sure he was dead before you buried him?" the man replied "well he said he wasn't dead, but you know what a lying b*stard he is".