My mate

My mate just signed for the jacks from cardiff, 17 years old, and the jacks have put him straight into the squad for next season, hes number 38

Shouldn't that be ex-mate?

It should be, but he has supported city since he was a kid, and still does, even though he has become a gypo.

Has he grown an extra finger as a mark of respect for his new employers?

What's his name? I'll be sure to abuse him

i dont think he will grow a finger, as i said hes a bluebird through and through, well hes not now hes gone to them, and Nathan Davies is his name.