I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!

I dug the car out of the snow last night in barnsley and drove down to cardiff for christmas! I hit snow blizzards at nottingham! Sleet and rain at birmingham and freezing fog from pencraig to cardiff. I was glad when i got to cardiff in one piece because it had been a nightmare journey! Just when i was approaching the traffic lights outside the ninian park pub after a 220mile journey from hell i bumped into back of a car! A dwarf jumped out and came up to my window shouting that he was'nt HAPPY!!! I wound the window down and shouted 'Well which f*cking one are you then'???

I dug the car out of the snow last night in barnsley and drove down to cardiff for christmas! I hit snow blizzards at nottingham! Sleet and rain at birmingham and freezing fog from pencraig to cardiff. I was glad when i got to cardiff in one piece because it had been a nightmare journey! Just when i was approaching the traffic lights outside the ninian park pub after a 220mile journey from hell i bumped into back of a car! A dwarf jumped out and came up to my window shouting that he was'nt HAPPY!!! I wound the window down and shouted 'Well which f*cking one are you then'???

almost as bad as Gwyn's!

I heard a dwarf got pick-pocketed today. How low can someone stoop?

Now f**k off, I do the jokes.

Now f**k off, I do the jokes.

I dug the car out of the snow last night in barnsley and drove down to cardiff for christmas! I hit snow blizzards at nottingham! Sleet and rain at birmingham and freezing fog from pencraig to cardiff. I was glad when i got to cardiff in one piece because it had been a nightmare journey! Just when i was approaching the traffic lights outside the ninian park pub after a 220mile journey from hell i bumped into back of a car! A dwarf jumped out and came up to my window shouting that he was'nt HAPPY!!! I wound the window down and shouted 'Well which f*cking one are you then'???

Dad cooks Deer for tea, but doesn't tell the kids what it is.

He decides to give them one clue "It's what your mother calls me"

His son yells, "It's a feckin Knob, don't eat it"

Merry Christmas all.........