Thanks Keith Harris

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for having a name like the guy who got his arm up a ducks arse

Could I just be the first to say thanks very much to Keith Harris for...

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for introducing that green duck wearing a nappy into our lives ................... " I think I can fly "

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For working tirelessly during your time with us to raise the profile of Manchester United!