NEW STORY (Just because there hasn't been one for a while)

Yesterday i woke up...

And Bellamy was in my bed

I was like "listen Craig i know how bad you want to come to cardiff n all but..

unless you got a good supply of radish for the baz you might as well stay away

to which bellamy replied, i have loads of radish, i f*cking love the stuff

the groundsman at man city grows loads of the stuff at the training ground...

and has now started digging up the Wembley turf and started planting them there, to which bellamy replied....

You evil b*stard, its your fault cardiff lost on saturday.

Hudson clearly had a radish up his arse he was f*cking shit.

said the radish breeder

#bellamy was fuming at this moment, so he rang

peter ridsdale to tell him..

To invest in some proffesional Radish Planters when he goes to swansea, so that...

His wife has a f*ck buddy and...

he doesnt have to spend to much money on Condoms.

Because he..

Because hes such a tight fisted b*stard he would rather his wife give birth to a radish

than a cucumber as he is addicted to.....

Nicking peoples cash for a new radish farm so he can...

build a great big house on the land and raise loads of.....

Baz and he wouldnt want to let Baz down...