Hmmm. Now I'm no lawyer

...but when your up before a court accused of multiple murders, I wouldn't have thought that when the judge asks your name and you reply "the crossbow cannibal" is the best form of defence

http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/articles.aspx ... =153553009

he uses a weapon best suited to the crusades, breeds mice to feed to his lizard, had a myspace page that namechecked "Peter Sutcliffe, Ian Brady and Myra Hindley, Fred and Rose West", had a sinister gothic alter ego and was studying for a PhD in criminology

the media will be making the most of this lunatic, don't worry

he media will be making the most of this lunatic, don't worry

I suspect in fact that this is a very clever defence, but again, I'm no lawyer.

I was going to say, it's genius. Avoids a jail term and spends the rest of his life in his own version of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's nest! Bumming avoided, free meals and daytime TV here he comes!

So what are we saying here? Would sticking two pencils up your nose and a pair of pants on your head whilst answering all questions with the word wouble, a defence that will get you your own private nurse?