Stag Trip Advie

Im going to Blackpool next weekend on a stag, anyone got advice ect to do with to the Stag himself? Im best man so I got to organise everything which aint been easy I tell ya. Any Advice thanks

Dress him up in a Preston kit ?

Take him to Bloomfield Road & chain him to the goal post

Take him to Bloomfield Road & chain him to the goal post

Then due to this, they Kick Blackpool out of the Premier and we take they place? Sounds good to me