important health survey

the new con-dem government is conducting a survey in wake of the news that the average penis size in the u.k. is decreasing at an alarming rate.
in order to conduct the most conclusive survey possible they have asked that for the month of june,all men with a penis size of less than three inch`s are required to put a white flag with a red cross on their car,shout eng-ger-land at every oppurtunity and shop at tescos

is there a tesco boycott?