WHEELCHAIR SEX....HAVE YOU?

So this was a while ago but it seems like yesterday!

So I was in a club in town, can't remember which one... probably had a ramp..so that might narrow it down!

As I was busting some moves to Keith Sweat.. an attractive lady caught my eye... she was surrounded by her friends.. so I built up the courage and went over... I asked her if she fancied a dance... the music was too loud and she couldn't hear me..so I made a gesture for her to come to me...when all of a sudden she " WHEELED" over to me! Well my jaw hit the floor!!! I must admit that my first thought was " Please don't play Spinning around by kylie minogue" not proud of it I admit.....

So I compose myself and I can't really backtrack and just walk off so I so of half arsed asked her to dance!she seemed delighted! so I wheeled her on to the dance floor...after a few awkward minutes of getting MY feet in order we managed to get a grove going....

A few LARGE vodka's later for some reason unbeknown to me I asked her home with me..I couldn't believe what I did...I knew as soon as I asked her It was wrong!....................I Lived on the 12th floor!!! I quickly thought of a mate of mine who had his own house with a ground floor entrance! So text him..and we were on!

We got a taxi...(With a ramp) then went to my mates house.. He made his excuses and went to bed... so we started getting close when all of a sudden I reached into her knickers and f**k ME I felt a piss bag!! Now granted it's not the best form of foreplay but I emptied it for her.... then shut the tap off... I picked her up out of the chair and pushed the ****er hard against the wall .....then moved her wheelchair away.. now I cannot describe into words the experience...BUT the thing was she was mind blowing!! she could suck it with the best of them!... then with piss bag over her shoulder we go at it! a little added bonus she was a squirter! happy days! or so I thought....

Just as I'm about to reach my moment she passed out!I didn't know what to do.... I was so close...so I decided to finish off! I aimed at some scar she had on her Bit of leg..(stump)...as I didn't want to go no where near the minge... I leave her to go and get myself together!

When she woke she started screaming!! I mean FREAKING out!! I ran into the room and she didn't have a ****ing clue who I was!!it was part of her disability... She started at this point to REALLY scream! My mate flew down the stairs to see what the **** was going on.... she calmed down and got her memory back thank god! but she thought her leg was infected.... and was really worried...I didn't have the heart to tell her what I did.. it was man milk! So I ended up taking her to hospital and .......left her there!


Thankfully they couldn't find infection..( Of course it was man milk) so they let her go!the next day with a clean bill of health!


We are about to celebrate our 6th wedding anniversary!!!


Seriously though, I had to beat up a handicapped guy the other day........ I caught him parking in one of OUR spots.I am a man who believes in equal rights!

I laughed my ass off when i read this on the CCMB

my son has. but then again he is in a wheelchair.

:lol:

I laughed my ass off when i read this on the CCMB

I was bored!! ....don't worry the wife didn't mind!

:lol:

I laughed my ass off when i read this on the CCMB

I was bored!! ....don't worry the wife didn't mind!

Im glad to hear that brilliant story i muxt admit......love the ending

my boy could tell you a few stories, and he would love that one.

him and his mate (simon) who has no legs due to being hit by a train. went to a shoe shop in cardiff to see how long it would be before an assistant asked if they needed help

you need to see a specialist with your problem rob and i think this should be in the pervy thread

problem me have i

LMFAO I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF, thanks for that

LMFAO I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF, thanks for that

I knew YOU'D like it!! lol...

Must admit i tried it once ...but they are not very attractive and my cock kept getting caught in the wheels

Must admit i tried it once ...but they are not very attractive and my cock kept getting caught in the wheels

this thread is gonna be a classic

this thread is gonna be a classic

Wait till I show the other "half" she'll be chuffed!

my boy could tell you a few stories, and he would love that one.

him and his mate (simon) who has no legs due to being hit by a train. went to a shoe shop in cardiff to see how long it would be before an assistant asked if they needed help

That is brilliant