Hyped by Jacks as a legend, a Prem player... Spanish waiter lined up to recruit him for Wigan...
"Britton told the club’s official website,
www.sufc.co.uk: “There was interest from the Premier League and I spoke to a couple of people there but it wasn’t right for me – but Sheffield United was.
“First and foremost this is a massive club.
“I was here with Swansea for the penultimate one and the special atmosphere from that day is still fresh in my mind.”"
So, with my naturally highly toned cynicism and logic, let's look at this.
The dwarf spoke to Prem clubs but decided Sheff Utd, a mid table Championship team, in a state of flux at the moment, were a better option than playing at the top level of British football or indeed, staying at Swansea, a team higher up in the Championship.
Which naturally leads me to several conclusions.
a) There was no serious Prem interest.
b) Players aren't happy at Swansea despite the claims to the contrary.
c) If there was Prem interst, he was no doubt pissed off at being on the bench at best.
d) Swansea players are indeed overrated.
e) Huw the Spew is a congenital idiot for letting a contract wind down - indeed, have had no talks yet with Pratley, who is entering the final year of his contract, another one who could go.
f) Jacks couldn't even sell Britton to make any money out of it.
The wheels on the caravan are falling off... but hey, they are financially stable. Unlike Huw's company...