If Carlsberg made female football fans ......

....... then surely this is it

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you b*stard ! that's my misses, she was trying that on for me , for tonight !

You'd have to use a lot of talcum powder on her

seen worst mun

Awwww Martyn i asked you not to put that picture of me up.....im so embarressed now

if you shagged her you would burn your arse on the light bulb.

mission impossible for me

she would have to fary to give you a clue

You would have to cover her in sherbert and f**k the bit that fizzes

Iv had worse