The Offside Rule For Ladies to understand

Imagine you are in Primark, in the long single file queue. The lady in front realise she doesn... See more’t have her purse and offers you her spot whilst she digs around her handbag looking for it. But to your dismay you realise you don’t have your purse either so you can’t move forward.
Your friend at the back of the queue has the solution, she will throw her purse to you so you can not only stay in the queue but move forward aswell as you can’t queue jump until you have the means to pay. Once the purse has been thrown you can quickly move in front of the lady in ahead of you and onto the till.

or as a poster in canton says;
if the flags up, its offside

Why do you seem to think we dont understand the offside rule