i went to a funeral today,

went to my ex girlfreinds funeral today, while we were together, i never met her parents, or any family, untill today, and im glad i never met them, there a right bunch of miserable bastards

I paid 3 grand for the wife ton have a nose job she was over the moon. I spent 4 grand for her to have liposuction she was delighted. I spent 5 grand on her to have a boob job ,she's ecstatic. Me i spend 15 quid on a blow job and she goes f*cking apeshit........

I paid 3 grand for the wife ton have a nose job she was over the moon. I spent 4 grand for her to have liposuction she was delighted. I spent 5 grand on her to have a boob job ,she's ecstatic. Me i spend 15 quid on a blow job and she goes f*cking apeshit........

LMAO


p.s. £15 quid for a BJ is daylight robbery

["Jez"][="Misled Mike"]I paid 3 grand for the wife ton have a nose job she was over the moon. I spent 4 grand for her to have liposuction she was delighted. I spent 5 grand on her to have a boob job ,she's ecstatic. Me i spend 15 quid on a blow job and she goes f*cking apeshit........[/quote]


LMAO


p.s. £15 quid for a BJ is daylight robbery [/quote]
i think £15 is ok for a bj off paris hilton

hang on guys, i started this post off with my joke, and your all laughing at misled mikes joke, let mike do his own post, get lost the lot of you , up the swans

hang on guys, i started this post off with my joke, and your all laughing at misled mikes joke, let mike do his own post, get lost the lot of you , up the swans

Bought my Mrs a Vibrator shaped like a rocket. She was "over the moon"

Advanced apologies to our very own own user name "overthemoon" who will never be seen in the same light again!!