HOW MANY POSTERS/MEMBERS ON HERE HAVE HAD

One Night stands and Regretted it the following day/week later etc, Any Stories to go with it ?

One Night stands and Regretted it the following day/week later etc, Any Stories to go with it ?

I bet this thread gets far more reads than posts

One Night stands and Regretted it the following day/week later etc, Any Stories to go with it ?

I bet this thread gets far more reads than posts

Tim,
I just thought that as well

who do you think is brave/stupid enough to start?

not me.

This thread should be sponsored by Kleenex!!

Annis, you're such a gossip!!

Annis, I've had too many to mention. Before I met my mrs obviously. But before then, it was literally "any port in a storm".

One time off the top of my head....

I was in London in late October with my mate Pete to watch the NFL's International series game. We were accompanied by his mrs, Lesley, and her Essex girl friend, who shall remain nameless. Her friend, who could be described as having a "good sense of humour" bore a striking resemblence to the Honey monster. As the day went on, the beer flowed and I thought to my self "her vagina would be a nice place to spend the night". But, as it was, she couldn't get back to our hotel for the night. No one night stand for Mr Davies.

A few weeks later, I got a phone call from Pete to say head down to the Bay for a drink. I did, and was greeted the aforementioned triumvate. The Essex girl had felt bad about me not smashing her pasty so came down to Cardiff so I could perform the 'horizontal hoolah' with her. It's fair to say quite a bit of Dutch courage was needed, so after smashing several beers down me I headed to the spare bedroom of my mates Bay apartment.

This girl was already naked on the bed. "So, are you going to f**k me?" she asked. I didn't want to bottle it, because although this girl wasn't even attractive with beer googles, she still did have a foof and she was offering it to me. "No, you can f**k me" I said. With that, she grabbed me, ragged me onto the bed, ripped my clothes of and pounced.

She started off by giving me the worst blow job I've ever had in my life. Honestly. She was gnawing away at my old boy like a rat. Chomping away at it like it was a Bratworst snack. I was in agaony. I grabbed the headboard, let out an "oh oooooohhhh" in pain and curled my toes up. Unfortunately, she took this as a good sign, and went for it. It was like a cheese grater on my cock. I was in so much pain I couldn't speak. Just as I was about to pass out, she stopped, and got her vacuous like hole around me. Sausage up the M4. She was riding me a good un. Squeling with delight.

After two or three minutes of the worst (and as some women will tell you - the longest ) sex I've had in my life, she let out a scream and said "I'm going to come, I'm going to come, here it is, yes, yes, I'm going to come....I'm cccccooooooooommmmmmmiiiiiinnnnnngg", at which point she pulled a face that I can only liken to someone having a stroke. Seriously. I actually tried to rememeber my first aid training. FAST!! Time to call an ambulance. Was it bollocks. I thought that her come face was THE funniest thing I've ever seen, so that night I smashed into her and made her come so many times just to see her 'stroke' face as she came. And each time it got bigger and better.

After a few hours of me putting a tail to this girl, her kebab was a mess, she was absolutely dripping and battered. So I got up, wiped myself off in her top and said "I've done my bit for the Welsh Tourist Board" and left.

.......................

Another time, I was sat in my Uncles pub at the time and this girl came up to me. I t was clear she was gagging for it, and at this pub, young girls who wanted a shag were like finding diamonds in the rough. It turns out she was one of the regulars daughters.

Anyway, I drunkenly took this girl home and did the dirty deed. At 3am, I woke up feeling a bit rough and hungovery. I turned to the side and saw who I'd picked up. "Eurgh". All I could see was this girls dad. The beer goggles had blinded me to the extent that I couldn't see the resemblence as I was hanging out of her. But now, I could. I woke her up, threw a pillow on the floor and said, "love, you'r going to have to sleep on the floor". She did.

They are just two experiences.

Annis, I've had too many to mention. Before I met my mrs obviously. But before then, it was literally "any port in a storm".

One time off the top of my head....

I was in London in late October with my mate Pete to watch the NFL's International series game. We were accompanied by his mrs, Lesley, and her Essex girl friend, who shall remain nameless. Her friend, who could be described as having a "good sense of humour" bore a striking resemblence to the Honey monster. As the day went on, the beer flowed and I thought to my self "her vagina would be a nice place to spend the night". But, as it was, she couldn't get back to our hotel for the night. No one night stand for Mr Davies.

A few weeks later, I got a phone call from Pete to say head down to the Bay for a drink. I did, and was greeted the aforementioned triumvate. The Essex girl had felt bad about me not smashing her pasty so came down to Cardiff so I could perform the 'horizontal hoolah' with her. It's fair to say quite a bit of Dutch courage was needed, so after smashing several beers down me I headed to the spare bedroom of my mates Bay apartment.

This girl was already naked on the bed. "So, are you going to f**k me?" she asked. I didn't want to bottle it, because although this girl wasn't even attractive with beer googles, she still did have a foof and she was offering it to me. "No, you can f**k me" I said. With that, she grabbed me, ragged me onto the bed, ripped my clothes of and pounced.

She started off by giving me the worst blow job I've ever had in my life. Honestly. She was gnawing away at my old boy like a rat. Chomping away at it like it was a Bratworst snack. I was in agaony. I grabbed the headboard, let out an "oh oooooohhhh" in pain and curled my toes up. Unfortunately, she took this as a good sign, and went for it. It was like a cheese grater on my cock. I was in so much pain I couldn't speak. Just as I was about to pass out, she stopped, and got her vacuous like hole around me. Sausage up the M4. She was riding me a good un. Squeling with delight.

After two or three minutes of the worst (and as some women will tell you - the longest ) sex I've had in my life, she let out a scream and said "I'm going to come, I'm going to come, here it is, yes, yes, I'm going to come....I'm cccccooooooooommmmmmmiiiiiinnnnnngg", at which point she pulled a face that I can only liken to someone having a stroke. Seriously. I actually tried to rememeber my first aid training. FAST!! Time to call an ambulance. Was it bollocks. I thought that her come face was THE funniest thing I've ever seen, so that night I smashed into her and made her come so many times just to see her 'stroke' face as she came. And each time it got bigger and better.

After a few hours of me putting a tail to this girl, her kebab was a mess, she was absolutely dripping and battered. So I got up, wiped myself off in her top and said "I've done my bit for the Welsh Tourist Board" and left.

.......................

Another time, I was sat in my Uncles pub at the time and this girl came up to me. I t was clear she was gagging for it, and at this pub, young girls who wanted a shag were like finding diamonds in the rough. It turns out she was one of the regulars daughters.

Anyway, I drunkenly took this girl home and did the dirty deed. At 3am, I woke up feeling a bit rough and hungovery. I turned to the side and saw who I'd picked up. "Eurgh". All I could see was this girls dad. The beer goggles had blinded me to the extent that I couldn't see the resemblence as I was hanging out of her. But now, I could. I woke her up, threw a pillow on the floor and said, "love, you'r going to have to sleep on the floor". She did.

They are just two experiences.

thats the best thing i've read on here for a long long time!!!!! (apart from Carl's Posts of course! )

Annis, you're such a gossip!!

I know Claire, I cant help it

Cheers Greg, it was worth while starting the thread

i am not even going to post on this thread much toooooooooooooo dangerous

One time, I got set up with this girl on a blind date by one of my friends. I met her outside the old 'Springbok' in town. I thought, f**k me, my friends done me proud, I'm punching above me weight here. So as, the night progressed, this girl was getting sucked in by my natural charm. She actually asked if she could come back to mine. RESULT.

As we were in the taxi on the way back, I was suitably squiffy, I swear I overheard her say "I'm a virgin". "You what?" I asked. She confirmed that, despite being drunk my hearing was working. She repeated "I'm a virgin". That set my mind racing as to why this very attractive girl had never been porked before. Oh, f**k, was she a hermaphrodite??

I took her back to mine, my heart was racing....what was wrong with this girl?? Was I actually going to find a cock?? She ripped her own jeans and knickers off and lay on the bed. Thank f**k - no meat and two veg. I'm in. I took her top off, which she was a bit reluctant for me to do. I thought, strange, as she's already got her gash out.

I started kissing her, trying to make my drunken advances as romantic as they could be. I was kissing her neck, she was wriggling in delight. I got down to her breasticles, started kissing, then "what the f**k??". I had something stuck in the back of my throat. Hair. I ran to the bedroom light, turned it on and could see this girl had the hairiest nipples I had ever seen. I quickly turned the light off because I could see she was embarrassed and more than a little self conscious.

She started to get dressed, I said "whoa, girl? what you doing?". She said leaving. I asked her what for. She said "you know why". I said, don't worry about that, it's not an issue, as long as your fanny doesn't have teeth you'll be fine. And that night she lost her cherry to me. She did try to phone me a few times after that, and I, as you would, ignored the hairy boobed one.

As a side note. The next morning as she left, I looked at my bed an it looked like someone had been butchered. Blood everywhere. I quickly washed the sheets, and flipped the mattress. A few years later, when I was moving out of my mums, she and my new girlfriend were helping me pack. As I grabbed the mattress to take to the van, I noticed the whopping great blood stain left from that night. I hoped no-one else did, but my eagle eyed mum pointed to it and shrieked - "what is that??". My mrs looked in horror. I told them it was from a nose bleed, but my mum, being as helpful as ever, said "what, halfway down the bed - you dirty b*stard".

Did I ever tell you about the the one eyed 63yr old ex nun, a scented candle, clotted cream and a sheepskin coat

I am sure everyone has a tale to tell - BUT regrets I have none - I just say that adds to the experience of life

If it was good you try n try again - if it was bad you learn to find something good AND quick!

I am not dull enough to add to this thread

but mr Davies I loved the comment "so long as your gash don't have teeth" I chuckled! - AND I knew you were a guarantee for a story and I am waiting for Ben to add - Obvious Baz would stay schtuum or he would end up nicked!!!

Have no tales to tell, met my other half when I was 16, still together 30 years later, they said it would never last

One Night stands and Regretted it the following day/week later etc, Any Stories to go with it ?

give the riddler a text annis i bet he could fill a page on his own from what ive heard about the going on's down the club.
tell him to start with the plaza princess

i met a girl on a friday nite on the saturday she told me she was preggers then on the sunday she said she'd had a miscarriage, i thought to myself this doesnt add up and deleted her number. how is all that possible in 3 days?

One Night stands and Regretted it the following day/week later etc, Any Stories to go with it ?

give the riddler a text annis i bet he could fill a page on his own from what ive heard about the going on's down the club.
tell him to start with the plaza princess

Steve, The DVD girl now known as the
Plaza Princess

No Comment to make

Caerphilly Social on a Friday night is the place to be at!

iv had loads of one night stands. my husband is very understanding,

I used to be a holiday rep so I have lots of such stories most not suitable for public knowledge. Anyhow about 4 weeks ago I went out with my mates from work, we were quite drunk and I'd got talking to this woman from the valleys after some gentle persuasion from myself and my mate saying what a good guy I am (lol) she agreed to come back to mine for a nightcap. Any the next bit of the story is x rated and kids read this board haha.

In the morning I wake up look at this thing laying I'm bed next to me ( nice body but face like a bulldog chewing a wasp) and decided she has to go, I tell her to get up and I'll drop her home. It was pissing down with rain and as we got closer to her house she asks me to 'drop' her here as her husband will knock seven kinds of shit out of me if I dropped her to her door! for the life of me I can't remember her saying she was married the night before. Women can't trust em for shit lol

Im not even going to start! i got some really funny and sick ones but couldn't write it down like gregg does

Im saying nothing

Maybe those that went to dublin for the wales game a few years ago could tell you a corker, and that MUNTER i pulled, well, i though "its a irish bird" , but it was some stinker from Myrther i even had to dodge away from her at the airport, the coach ffs , she was retarded Im not saying anymore

As some of you know, and my Avatar suggests, I deal with Personal Injury claims....

Over the years I have read many Claim Forms and many Medical Reports and, without doubt, one claim that really sticks in my mind is a claim I dealt with around 2 years ago.

Picture the scene. Nice sunny evening. A young couple in their early 20s decide to park their car in a nice quiet spot in a caravan park to engage in some fun with each other.

Anyway.... at some point the gearstick gets knocked and the car starts rolling down the incline and into the side of a caravan a little way further down the park.

The 2 Medical Reports made some interesting reading.....

She sustained an injury to the back of the head - (From where she hit her head against the windscreen) and he sustained what was described as "...a moderate/severe sprain to the pelvic muscles"

The conversations we had were interesting to say the least - and he did have a sense of humour which helped when I asked him what the circumstances of the accident were LOL!

I refuse to reply!!!!

Here's one for you all, 100 per cent true,

I used to work on the door of Caerphilly social on a Friday night, pulling birds was too easy, anyway I was seeing this one woman for a few weeks who went there and she was great until she got a bit too serious, I was 20 and she was 34, I cooled it off with her and we just stayed mates. A few months later it was my nite off and a few of us went there for a few beers, I got bladdered and Ended up going home in a taxi to this birds mums house with her mum and sister. The mum and sister went to the kitching to carry on drinking and the bird and me went upstaris to her room, we did a bit of the other as you do and she fell asleep, I was dying for a piss and I went to have one, on coming out of the bedroom in my boxers her mum is stading by her bedroom door waiting for me, she is wearing a black night gown and her tits are spilling out of it!! ( she was very very well blessed) she said she had heard us at it and she was to turned on to sleep, I said sorry for being loud but she grabbed my hand and dragged me into her room, she was in her mid 50's and not the best looking but had huge tits and I was pissed, anyway no details needed, she lay me down and climbed on!! She was riding me like a horse until the bedroom door opened to show her daughter standing there sceeming at us and crying, she rushed her sweating horny mother and punched her in the face and started shouting "not again mum" I grabbed my clothes and legged it!! They never came to the club again though.

im not saying anything untill ive spoken to my solicitor

iv had loads of one night stands. my husband is very understanding,

I can vouch for this having had several one might stands with Mrs Ramsgate myself. A very sensual and sexy lady and game for anything

JBBJ

I used to be a holiday rep so I have lots of such stories most not suitable for public knowledge. Anyhow about 4 weeks ago I went out with my mates from work, we were quite drunk and I'd got talking to this woman from the valleys after some gentle persuasion from myself and my mate saying what a good guy I am (lol) she agreed to come back to mine for a nightcap. Any the next bit of the story is x rated and kids read this board haha.

In the morning I wake up look at this thing laying I'm bed next to me ( nice body but face like a bulldog chewing a wasp) and decided she has to go, I tell her to get up and I'll drop her home. It was pissing down with rain and as we got closer to her house she asks me to 'drop' her here as her husband will knock seven kinds of shit out of me if I dropped her to her door! for the life of me I can't remember her saying she was married the night before. Women can't trust em for shit lol

Bill, you forgot to mention, she was going to leave her husband for you, wasn't she?

Richard gave me the gossip