Jokes sent to me today
Mon Jun 21, 2010 8:54 pm
A young lad screams from the garden, MAM! why is my england kit on the grass,
His mum looks out the kitchen window and shouts "the thieving fuckers have stole my pegs.
****BREAKING NEW*** ENGLANG GOT A NEW COACH***********************************************************
It will pick them up thursday to take them to the airport,
WORLD CUP FIXTURES****
Monday - Brazil meet Argrentina in Cape Town
Tuesday -Spain meet Chile in Johannesburg
Wednesday- England meet France in the Airport
I am going to rob a bank tomorrow dressed with a clown mask, wearing a thong and nipple tassles.I will be carrying a goat with a dildo up my arse and a tin of dulux gloss.In the bank the goat is gonna suck me off while i throw the paint over the walls while shouting the words " Big fat pissflaps".Once i get the cash i'm gonna shit on the floor and escape in a van shaped like a big pink cock,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,! Lets see the fuckers reconstruct that on Crimewatch
A bloke tells a bird before they have sex that he has a deformity, my penis is baby size. She says no probs i really fancy you. They start a bit of foreplay, she pus her hand down his Y front SCREAMS and run to the bathroom. He runs after her totally embarrassed . You said your penis was babysize, Its he says its 7lb 6oz and 16 inches long
GOOD NIGHT
His mum looks out the kitchen window and shouts "the thieving fuckers have stole my pegs.
****BREAKING NEW*** ENGLANG GOT A NEW COACH***********************************************************
It will pick them up thursday to take them to the airport,
WORLD CUP FIXTURES****
Monday - Brazil meet Argrentina in Cape Town
Tuesday -Spain meet Chile in Johannesburg
Wednesday- England meet France in the Airport
I am going to rob a bank tomorrow dressed with a clown mask, wearing a thong and nipple tassles.I will be carrying a goat with a dildo up my arse and a tin of dulux gloss.In the bank the goat is gonna suck me off while i throw the paint over the walls while shouting the words " Big fat pissflaps".Once i get the cash i'm gonna shit on the floor and escape in a van shaped like a big pink cock,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,! Lets see the fuckers reconstruct that on Crimewatch
A bloke tells a bird before they have sex that he has a deformity, my penis is baby size. She says no probs i really fancy you. They start a bit of foreplay, she pus her hand down his Y front SCREAMS and run to the bathroom. He runs after her totally embarrassed . You said your penis was babysize, Its he says its 7lb 6oz and 16 inches long
GOOD NIGHT