women eh !

conversation with the wife in the car (me driving)

wife ----look at you squinting, you need glasses
me-------i'll be ok when those prescription windscreens come out.
wife----- what?
me ------havent you heard?
wife-----no.
me--------yeh you take your glasses prescription to autoglass and they fit a prescription windscreen in the car, so you dont need to wear glasses while driving.
wife------bloody hell thats a good idea, why didnt someone think of that years ago.
me-------yeh its ok till someone else wants to drive then its blurred.
wife----oh yeh that would be a problem.
me they doing bi focal ones so you can read the road signs as well.

wife....never thats cle.........hang on you taking the fuckin piss aint you. !!

gullible or what

QUALITY!!

women

Aye,

women

Like bus's they are, go for weeks without a shag then it all comes on top of you. So to speak

bluddy hell yo may be onto something there, if off to the patent office

bluddy hell yo may be onto something there, if off to the patent office

dont forget my share

haha brilliant
cyber hand shake is in order i think

HAHA good un

but women will beleave anything you tell him, they are dull as f**k

HAHA good un

but women will beleave anything you tell him, they are dull as f**k

Tell him??? Us women really are dull as f**k

LOL oppps i type fast

HAHA good un

but women will beleave anything you tell him, they are dull as f**k

Tell him??? Us women really are dull as f**k