CRICKET TODAY, ENG v AUS

Hell of a day.

Carl and his mates (including SA1Jack) were there pissed out of there heads

We noticed we were sat 3 seats infront of Steve Borley and down on the front row was Wayne Nash and Vince Alm.

Me and Carl (who was very pissed) were arguing over some random guy. It looked like Gething Jenkins and we could swaer it was him but after shouting Gethin about 10 times we realaised it probably wasnt

But the biggest part of the day was still to come. Carl, myself and friends were trying to work out if the sky sports news commentator women had either a skirt on or shorts. And after we got the binoculars out and had a great perve we realised they were just little shorts


Carl was then chatting up some Aussie who was sat behind us. She was Mark Cosgroves girlfriend (number 4) Fair play she was a great laugh After 4 hours of chatting her up, over walks Mark Cosgrove and he comes to shit next to us. We had a picture with him (ill put it up later) but as Mark Cosgrove walks up the steps towards us, Carl decides it will be funny to sing his little song....


oooo number 4
you are the love of my life
ooo number 4
ill let you shag my wife
ooo number 4
i want a big belly toooo

fair play he took it well


and after a good atmoshpere plenty of drinking the game was ending.



after the game i had do drive a buggy around for the media. but Carl and co think it will be a good idea for all 11 people to jump on. After nearly toppling the buggy and flying over speed bumps we finally got them to the exit


was a good day.

Hell of a day.

Carl and his mates (including SA1Jack) were there pissed out of there heads

We noticed we were sat 3 seats infront of Steve Borley and down on the front row was Wayne Nash and Vince Alm.

Me and Carl (who was very pissed) were arguing over some random guy. It looked like Gething Jenkins and we could swaer it was him but after shouting Gethin about 10 times we realaised it probably wasnt

But the biggest part of the day was still to come. Carl, myself and friends were trying to work out if the sky sports news commentator women had either a skirt on or shorts. And after we got the binoculars out and had a great perve we realised they were just little shorts


Carl was then chatting up some Aussie who was sat behind us. She was Mark Cosgroves girlfriend (number 4) Fair play she was a great laugh After 4 hours of chatting her up, over walks Mark Cosgrove and he comes to shit next to us. We had a picture with him (ill put it up later) but as Mark Cosgrove walks up the steps towards us, Carl decides it will be funny to sing his little song....


oooo number 4
you are the love of my life
ooo number 4
ill let you shag my wife
ooo number 4
i want a big belly toooo

fair play he took it well


and after a good atmoshpere plenty of drinking the game was ending.



after the game i had do drive a buggy around for the media. but Carl and co think it will be a good idea for all 11 people to jump on. After nearly toppling the buggy and flying over speed bumps we finally got them to the exit


was a good day.

Chippy that's awful what Mark done.......


"Mark Cosgrove and he comes to shit next to us."................but im sure you meant "sit" eh!

Chippy that's awful what Mark done.......


"Mark Cosgrove and he comes to shit next to us."................but im sure you meant "sit" eh!

Yeah, that'll teach you not to try to chat his girlfriend up.

Sounds like you had some fun, but with Wayne Nash infront of me I would have to sing something about standing up!!

Here is the picture of Carl, Sa1Jack and Mark Cosgrove.

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awesome

Soundlike a good day out.

I slated cricket on here a while back but have to admit to taking an interest lately and enjoying it a bit although the game up here is nothing like it is down your way.

Soundlike a good day out.

I slated cricket on here a while back but have to admit to taking an interest lately and enjoying it a bit although the game up here is nothing like it is down your way.

Soundlike a good day out.

I slated cricket on here a while back but have to admit to taking an interest lately and enjoying it a bit although the game up here is nothing like it is down your way.

f**k off!!!!

That's it, I've changed my mind

This was a fun converstion we had last night.

Carl: Jenna(cosgroves girlfriend) have you ever heard of Cardiff City?

Jenna: Yes i like them, I went to watch them down the Bay with Mark when they were playing Blackpool.
I was really upset when they lost

Carl: I know it wasnt the best. But im glad you know of Cardiff City. Look behind me is Steve Borley,
I'll call him over and when he looks you have to tap your head with both hands. It is called the ayatollah.

Jenna: Ok

Carl: Steve, Steve look.

Jenna:

Sa1Jack: What the f**k are you 3 twats doing sit down and stop tapping your f*cking head.

Jenna: No

Carl: (sitting in the corner laughing )

Sa1Jack: Jenna, have you ever heard of Swansea

Jenna: Who the f**k are they?

Carl: (Contiunes to laugh )

Sa1Jack: Shut up you fuckin Aussie, Swansea are good.

Myself, Carl and Jenna: (do high fives all round while Sa1Jack cries to himself)



He was so upset for the rest of the evening. SA1JACK decided to go and sleep in a field behind the stadium and came back after with his top undone and grass stains everywhere.

This was a fun converstion we had last night.

Carl: Jenna(cosgroves girlfriend) have you ever heard of Cardiff City?

Jenna: Yes i like them, I went to watch them down the Bay with Mark when they were playing Blackpool.
I was really upset when they lost

Carl: I know it wasnt the best. But im glad you know of Cardiff City. Look behind me is Steve Borley,
I'll call him over and when he looks you have to tap your head with both hands. It is called the ayatollah.

Jenna: Ok

Carl: Steve, Steve look.

Jenna:

Sa1Jack: What the f**k are you 3 twats doing sit down and stop tapping your f*cking head.

Jenna: No

Carl: (sitting in the corner laughing )

Sa1Jack: Jenna, have you ever heard of Swansea

Jenna: Who the f**k are they?

Carl: (Contiunes to laugh )

Sa1Jack: Shut up you fuckin Aussie, Swansea are good.

Myself, Carl and Jenna: (do high fives all round while Sa1Jack cries to himself)



He was so upset for the rest of the evening. SA1JACK decided to go and sleep in a field behind the stadium and came back after with his top undone and grass stains everywhere.

Fair play Chippy it was a great day, I got in at 2.45am, very drunk.

Jenna was a good laugh fair play so to was her Mum

SA1 Jack was gutted when they had never heard of Swansea

Great photo you can see Borley behind us, he didnt offer us any prawn sarnies though

Carl, can't believe you met number 4!!!!!!!

Carl, can't believe you met number 4!!!!!!!

He took the banter well Claire Too

Carl, can't believe you met number 4!!!!!!!

He took the banter well Claire Too

Ooooh number 4........

he has bigger tits than baz

he has bigger tits than baz

he has bigger tits than baz

Yes he does Baz and I reckon Cosgrove has too

whats clive doing with his shirt undone???

whats clive doing with his shirt undone???

It was a bit tight

whats clive doing with his shirt undone???

It was a bit tight

like his wallet then

whats clive doing with his shirt undone???

It was a bit tight

like his wallet then

clive do the

clive is a bluebird

Borley in the background Top right in the purple

whats clive doing with his shirt undone???

It was a bit tight

piss off short stuff.