Ever Been Proud Of Being Insulted ?

I turned to my missus at 5am last Saturday morning for a bit of 'hows ya father' and she said "Get away from me, you smell of beer and farts"

Right or wrong I was quite proud of that.

anything to do with farts and women we always feel proud, i done one before in bed, its was foul, one of my top 5 all time farts, i grabbed the cover and put it over our heads, it was pure nice smell, she on the other hand hit the roof! called me allsorts and sent me to the couch

anything to do with farts and women we always feel proud, i done one before in bed, its was foul, one of my top 5 all time farts, i grabbed the cover and put it over our heads, it was pure nice smell, she on the other hand hit the roof! called me allsorts and sent me to the couch

That's why I believe there is a god. He invented the fart and it always,always makes people laugh.

James Cordon is the only fart that isnt funny.

You should have said and f**k you .kipper c**t

some very strange people hang around this forum dont they

someone ripped the door handle off on the inside of the office in work once, there were about 5-6 people sat around lazing around which pissed me off, so, naturally, I did the most stinking fart I could muster and shut the door, holding the handle on the outside,

"Die lazy fuckers, die!!"