Im really upset about what happened in England v Germany

These complaints about todays officials are really crossing the line.

My mate asked me if I saw the England goal.

Unfortunately I missed it, I was too busy refereeing the match.

No wonder Rooney's been scoring in training, as Capello claims. He's been playing against England's defence.

If anyone missed the match and forgot to set their sky + you can easily recreate it by taking a dump, staring at it for ninety minutes and yelling about a linesman.

What the f**k are they moaning about?

I heard Frank Lampard wanted to drown his sorrows after the England match..


He'll probably just hit the bar.

Dear England,

Not so f*cking funny now eh?

Ireland

ENGLAND NEWS : A Nation distraught, as England crash out of the world cup, defeated by our arch rivals Germany, after a dramatic 90 minutes of edge of your seat football, they fought to the bitter end but maybe not with the skill you'd expect from heroes and lions, Germany will no doubt be revelling in their revenge of the 5-1 defeat in Munich 9 years ago.

GERMAN NEWS : Played football today, beat some guys in red who were shit, weather was nice.

I got a good song here

In the jungle, South African jungle
Three lions sleep tonight
Cos in the morning, the early morning
They have to catch a flight

A win no way, a win no way
A win no way, a win no way

What's the difference between England and Aids?

Aids will still be in Africa on Monday.

Another plane load of lazy bastards due to arrive and the locals will be telling them to f**k off back to Africa.

POLICE STATEMENT: A man has been found dead in a river at 6pm, wearing an England shirt, womens knickers, fishnet stockings, suspenders, a blow up doll on the end of his todger and a dildo stuck up his arse.
Police have removed the shirt to spare his family any embarrassment!

I got a good song here

In the jungle, South African jungle
Three lions sleep tonight
Cos in the morning, the early morning
They have to catch a flight

A win no way, a win no way
A win no way, a win no way

for someone who isnt funny, this is quite good for you. where did u nick it from?

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/spo ... 006282855/

I got a good song here

In the jungle, South African jungle
Three lions sleep tonight
Cos in the morning, the early morning
They have to catch a flight

A win no way, a win no way
A win no way, a win no way

for someone who isnt funny, this is quite good for you. where did u nick it from?

Meow

oh deary me, will it ever end

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/video-technology-confirms-england-are-very-bad-at-football-201006282855/

That is f*cking class

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/video-technology-confirms-england-are-very-bad-at-football-201006282855/

funny as f**k

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/video-technology-confirms-england-are-very-bad-at-football-201006282855/

That is f*cking class

I particularly liked the following line :-

Meanwhile, central defender John Terry finally arrived back in England's 18-yard box last night only to find that everyone else had gone home.

He eventually got out of the stadium after climbing over a fence.