JUST TOLD A CHARITY APPEAL TO F OFF

They came around door to door asking for any old clothes i could donate to help the starving in Africa, I told them to f**k off and said if they fit into my clothes, they can't be f*cking starving, I gave them Bas's addres as well and told them not to waste their time knocking there as well.

Ten minutes later knock on the door and the bloke says Jehovahs witness, I said "f**k off I didn't see anything"

I'm having one of those days.

I had a bit of lay-in this morning and the was a knock at the door, but my daughter answered it. She said "Theres a bloke down here with a bald head for you" I said "Tell him I already got one"!

I didnt see anything