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Cheryl Cole - Malaria

Tue Jul 06, 2010 8:58 am

Just on tv and news etc :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainmen ... 520189.stm

Id still do her :ayatollah:

Re: Cheryl Cole - Malaria

Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:12 am

I'll nurse her back to health.

I won't even charge her a nursing fee !!

Re: Cheryl Cole - Malaria

Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:06 pm

..."Doctor Doctor, I think I might have malaria"

"Right Miss Cole, I'm going to need to see your vagina"

Re: Cheryl Cole - Malaria

Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:52 pm

andi_cardiff wrote:..."Doctor Doctor, I think I might have malaria"

"Right Miss Cole, I'm going to need to see your vagina"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Cheryl Cole - Malaria

Tue Jul 06, 2010 1:02 pm

andi_cardiff wrote:..."Doctor Doctor, I think I might have malaria"

"Right Miss Cole, I'm going to need to see your vagina"

"If you want to see my c**t, I'll give him a ring..... Ashley, the doctor wants to see you...."

Re: Cheryl Cole - Malaria

Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:03 pm

It's syphillis from that Derek Hough, I guarantee it! :ayatollah:

Re: Cheryl Cole - Malaria

Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:02 pm

Had a joke came threw on my phone about this but am unable to post it as its rather racist :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Cheryl Cole - Malaria

Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:06 pm

Nottage Blue wrote:
andi_cardiff wrote:..."Doctor Doctor, I think I might have malaria"

"Right Miss Cole, I'm going to need to see your vagina"

"If you want to see my c**t, I'll give him a ring..... Ashley, the doctor wants to see you...."


Two brilliant responses :lol:

Re: Cheryl Cole - Malaria

Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:45 pm

very quick there guys, should be comedy writers :lol: