RAUL MOAT SPOTTED IN PORTUGAL

Apparently he's been spotted by several different people in a variety of locations in Portugal.

NOTHING ON NEWS GWYN

Perhaps DJ can have a look at him.

We need an animal in midfield

The Police have offered a £10,000 reward, for information leading to his arrest!

If they haven't caught him by Monday, the reward will rise to £20,000, as it'll be a Raul over!

theyve shut all the chip shops in the north east so they cant have a little fishy on a little dishy til the moat comes in !!

I think this is one of the wittiest set of posts on this MB. Well done Gwyn.