EXCLUSIVE..........

MOAT HAS JUST SHOT HIMSELF!!!!

(f*cking shit house

hang on i may have jumped the gun here and shot off a bit early so to speak

Police have jumped on him

Police have jumped on him

id say this is not the time for pile - ons

Police have jumped on him

id say this is not the time for pile - ons

I reckon some of this lot don't want to be policing at this time of night so say they've got him go home locals all happy thinking he's gone and guess what 2 new dead bodies found

not being funny, its pissing with rain........surely just shoot the kent and go and have a coffee

not being funny, its pissing with rain........surely just shoot the kent and go and have a coffee

How would a coffee help just keep you up wouldn't it

not being funny, its pissing with rain........surely just shoot the kent and go and have a coffee

How would a coffee help just keep you up wouldn't it

i dont need coffee to keep me up

He is still alive. Survived like.

Yep on way to hospital though

Yep. Reckon he will die on the way though.

give him a shoeing in the back

accidently feed the drip through his eye or something

I reckon top of the page tomorrow annis will have

Moat

Shame he didn't buy one of my books one day only

I love the hard sell annis especially when you make a crisis into a selling point

I reckon top of the page tomorrow annis will have

Moat

Shame he didn't buy one of my books one day only

I love the hard sell annis especially when you make a crisis into a selling point

he was reading shattered dreams thats why he tried to take his own life

On his way to Toon hospital. In America how long would he have lasted?

I reckon top of the page tomorrow annis will have

Moat

Shame he didn't buy one of my books one day only

I love the hard sell annis especially when you make a crisis into a selling point

he was reading shattered dreams thats why he tried to take his own life

Or even better he shot himself as he realized he wouldn't be able to order my books while they were on offer

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