I Love Mondays

right thats enough of my wind ups I'm a busy lad - very entertaining mind not only for us but the hundred or so watchers hope we cheered your monday up lads

It's the watchers that worry me.

I don't entertain for free. That's £1.50 each please.

And busy lad? you funny.

I am its just you keep distracting me with your sexual inuendo and that pose in your avatar gets the blod flowing

That's not me, that's my Mother. I am 16 really.
(JOKE!)
Are you actually working or is your Sign On time in a bit. Best get a shift on down Charles Street hadn't you

cheeky bugger work for myself and your keeping me from my work we are already on a second page mun, behave

cheeky bugger work for myself and your keeping me from my work we are already on a second page mun, behave

well in that case, what do you do? and is it construction trade, cos I need some sponsors for my project, so make yourself bluddy useful seeing as I have got sod all done this morning cos of you, ya yappy mare!

cheeky bugger work for myself and your keeping me from my work we are already on a second page mun, behave

well in that case, what do you do? and is it construction trade, cos I need some sponsors for my project, so make yourself bluddy useful seeing as I have got sod all done this morning cos of you, ya yappy mare!

Sell shoes (biggest earner - lap dancing shoes believe it or not - want a pair? £45 to you ) got a disco/Karaoke and have been known to sing a bit but only do so in charity events nowadays, if I got time. I used to work in the construction industry many moons ago but that sadly ended. What you do in the building trade then?

cheeky bugger work for myself and your keeping me from my work we are already on a second page mun, behave

well in that case, what do you do? and is it construction trade, cos I need some sponsors for my project, so make yourself bluddy useful seeing as I have got sod all done this morning cos of you, ya yappy mare!

Sell shoes (biggest earner - lap dancing shoes believe it or not - want a pair? £45 to you ) got a disco/Karaoke and have been known to sing a bit but only do so in charity events nowadays, if I got time. I used to work in the construction industry many moons ago but that sadly ended

Well if you fancy doing our Grand Finale Day on 11th September for our project, please feel free and when I say free, I mean free We are raising funds for Ty Hafan Children's Hospice. and our whole project has been sponsored by over 50 companies. Could even give you free advertising on our website and promo material.....

I will be in sunnier climbs on that date sowee off to Tsilivi, Zante

I will be in sunnier climbs on that date sowee off to Tsilivi, Zante

Sod the project. I'm coming with you!!!!

I will be in sunnier climbs on that date sowee off to Tsilivi, Zante

Sod the project. I'm coming with you!!!!

I'll show you me white bits when I get back

Pointless. I don't have a toe fetish

Pointless. I don't have a toe fetish

Oi!!! I.m not a slovak dont wear socks under me sandals I'll have my Speedo's on mind - now theres a thought to put you off your work

Pointless. I don't have a toe fetish

Oi!!! I.m not a slovak dont wear socks under me sandals I'll have my Speedo's on mind - now theres a thought to put you off your work

Speedo's??

There's the afternoon off sick now.

I'll invoice you for lost hours

Pointless. I don't have a toe fetish

Oi!!! I.m not a slovak dont wear socks under me sandals I'll have my Speedo's on mind - now theres a thought to put you off your work

Speedo's??

There's the afternoon off sick now.

I'll invoice you for lost hours

I'll have you know I look the dogs bollox in me speedos luv. Unfortunate choice of words but hey ho couldnt think of any other slang

Put me right off my coffee and fag now. Pair of Hawaiians in the post for you now........
Dog's bollox? How about we go with the cat's whiskers. Far more polite

woss the coffee for? to wash the fag down?

christ the way we are going here this thread will be bigger than the sex craze thread I'll have you know 2.92% of my posts are on there, just so tyou know what your dealing with here

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woss the coffee for? to wash the fag down?

To keep me awake cos you are sending me to sleep

How much do you think we are hated on this forum now, for keeping such a pointless thread at the top.


(something football related needed to keep them sweet - swansea are shitty little bastards)

woss the coffee for? to wash the fag down?

To keep me awake cos you are sending me to sleep

How much do you think we are hated on this forum now, for keeping such a pointless thread at the top.


(something football related needed to keep them sweet - swansea are shitty little bastards)

we are keeping them entertained what do they want for nothing

It ain't for nothing. I will get a double vodka n coke out of most of them come football season.
In fact, why wait till then, it's my 30th on Wednesday, so get your dollars out boys.

the big 30 oooooooh

the big 30 oooooooh

With the mental age of a 17 year old. I am going on lunch for an hour now, I need a break from you, so you'll have to entertain yourself for a while

is it that time already? take care bye

yeah full o whips and chains

Mr ihatealiens, I hope you are not trying to corrupt my innocent aging mind. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

Mine was corrupted by you many years ago. I still have "THAT" photo. Found it whilst clearing out an old external drive I used for back ups.

yeah full o whips and chains

Mr ihatealiens, I hope you are not trying to corrupt my innocent aging mind. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

Mine was corrupted by you many years ago. I still have "THAT" photo. Found it whilst clearing out an old external drive I used for back ups.

HAHAHA Tell us more Gerry

better still show us

yeah full o whips and chains

Mr ihatealiens, I hope you are not trying to corrupt my innocent aging mind. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

Mine was corrupted by you many years ago. I still have "THAT" photo. Found it whilst clearing out an old external drive I used for back ups.

Ermmmm you are disguising yourself with your username. AND WHAT PHOTO????