YOU CAN TELL YOUR GETTING OLD

When your watching some cracking porn but thinking how comfy the bed looks !!!!

When you remember i USED to do it like that.

When your watching some cracking porn but thinking how comfy the bed looks !!!!

did you nick that off me by any chance???????????????

When you remember i USED to do it like that.

I just watch and think what the hell are they doing ?

I just watch it and think !! God i look good in that film..

I squint when I try to watch while plucking the hair from my ears, wtf is that all about

Although I have to say , it's nice to see my ex-missus is earning her own money instead of claiming mine .... I still dont know what a MILF is tho ?

You know when you are getting old, when you can't be bothered to get out of the old slapper's bed {the one you pulled after 20 bow's} and wipe her juices and your spunk off your cock onto her curtain's

You know when you are getting old, when you can't be bothered to get out of the old slapper's bed {the one you pulled after 20 bow's} and wipe her juices and your spunk off your cock onto her curtain's

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..........................that's bad .................... but funny

When kids call you mister.

I still turn around to see who they are talking to if they call me Mister.

When it falls off in your hand................