my missus broke her toe tonight

been on the pizz tonight dropped her off in the taxi went up the ol kebab house got a pair of sheesh kebabs got home told the missus to plate up while I had a piss came back in the living room my missus toe was black and swolen like a midgets bell end. She only dropped the plate on it - you gotta laugh - the sheesh Kebab was nice mind

u ate the kebab off her feet

good

I thought she broke her Kebab for a mo