Joe Public.
Little Joe, I will donate £100 to Battersea Dogs Home if you can get into our fairly crappy stadium on 8th August wearing a Burka. I can have the said Burka sent to you by post or courier, no tags, liddar pick ups. nothing, totally clean. You can wear said attire from, say the Corp, can have it sent there if you wish, to the ground.
Up for it?