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mr john bowens sisterj

Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:50 pm

can i have my collection of antique laminate flooring back please, i think the prank went too far :D

Re: mr john bowens sisterj

Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:57 pm

Baz I can only apologise, I took them and sold them to fuel this awful addiction I have to crack cociane. Would my collection of 1920`s reclining weather vains be an appropriate replacement.

If not I could offer you the use of my 3 in 1 spatcheler set (which you have always admired)

JBBS

Re: mr john bowens sisterj

Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:59 pm

is that the Ikea ones with the black bakerlite red handles??? that got the aroma of ky jelly

Re: mr john bowens sisterj

Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:20 pm

Please Baz, be mindful what you are saying on this board. I am an elected member of her majestys parliament. The mere mention of KY jelly could see my political career with the Green Party in tatters.

Yes you can have the IKEA one.

Re: mr john bowens sisterj

Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:10 pm

ky jelly ........ is awful stuff it leaves terable stains on my sheets i would recomend olive oil as it lubes and feeds at the same time, :ayatollah:

Re: mr john bowens sisterj

Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:19 pm

mrs harry ramsgate wrote:ky jelly ........ is awful stuff it leaves terable stains on my sheets i would recomend olive oil as it lubes and feeds at the same time, :ayatollah:

and you can fry stingy nettles with it :D

Re: mr john bowens sisterj

Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:59 pm

mrs harry ramsgate wrote:ky jelly ........ is awful stuff it leaves terable stains on my sheets i would recomend olive oil as it lubes and feeds at the same time, :ayatollah:


Wise words as always Mrs Ramsgate, which I will take onboard. Grand sightings over the weekend. Saycey & Newton on Saturday afternoon, both half cut asked after you.

Better still on Sunday looking like a villian from a Bond film, the one and only TJ Hooker, shopping at ASDA. What a man !!

JBBJ

Re: mr john bowens sisterj

Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:17 pm

John Bowens brotherj wrote:
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:ky jelly ........ is awful stuff it leaves terable stains on my sheets i would recomend olive oil as it lubes and feeds at the same time, :ayatollah:


Wise words as always Mrs Ramsgate, which I will take onboard. Grand sightings over the weekend. Saycey & Newton on Saturday afternoon, both half cut asked after you.

Better still on Sunday looking like a villian from a Bond film, the one and only TJ Hooker, shopping at ASDA. What a man !!

JBBJ

newton saycey and hocker. sounds like a good name for a solicitors , what did baz say about his tommato plants pasing away when he was on his holidays in bangor.,,,,,, hope he took it well this time you know what happen last time,

Re: mr john bowens sisterj

Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:08 pm

i have now replaced them with brambles :D

Re: mr john bowens sisterj

Fri Jul 23, 2010 6:00 pm

bluebirdbaz wrote:i have now replaced them with brambles :D


And very ornate they are too.

Re: mr john bowens sisterj

Fri Jul 23, 2010 6:17 pm

mrs harry ramsgate wrote:
John Bowens brotherj wrote:
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:ky jelly ........ is awful stuff it leaves terable stains on my sheets i would recomend olive oil as it lubes and feeds at the same time, :ayatollah:


Wise words as always Mrs Ramsgate, which I will take onboard. Grand sightings over the weekend. Saycey & Newton on Saturday afternoon, both half cut asked after you.

Better still on Sunday looking like a villian from a Bond film, the one and only TJ Hooker, shopping at ASDA. What a man !!

JBBJ

newton saycey and hocker. sounds like a good name for a solicitors , what did baz say about his tommato plants pasing away when he was on his holidays in bangor.,,,,,, hope he took it well this time you know what happen last time,


Physically attacked me with a toffee apple and a called me a "belgian waterboy" Needless to say I had to access him immediate emergency counselling from Mr Hank Coleman & Big Ron Clarke.

Re: mr john bowens sisterj

Fri Jul 23, 2010 7:21 pm

that is not like that pair to attack any one as thay are both devout budists since thay spent the weekend in glasgows china town last spring,i hope andrew and dean are not up to their old tricks as i love the two of them very much and would not like them to turn to catholasisam as i dont think it suites them , the only time i ever saw them violent was when the catholic church said it would not be allowing women priests to give holy communion, thay both went bonkers in woolworths in tonypandy threatening many of the staff there with light sabers thay borrowed off dai arsenal. :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: mr john bowens sisterj

Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:40 pm

mrs harry ramsgate wrote:that is not like that pair to attack any one as thay are both devout budists since thay spent the weekend in glasgows china town last spring,i hope andrew and dean are not up to their old tricks as i love the two of them very much and would not like them to turn to catholasisam as i dont think it suites them , the only time i ever saw them violent was when the catholic church said it would not be allowing women priests to give holy communion, thay both went bonkers in woolworths in tonypandy threatening many of the staff there with light sabers thay borrowed off dai arsenal. :ayatollah: :ayatollah:


Both of them I am afraid to say, now get their violent kicks through their Catholisism, they have both forsaken football violence. And they now kick off big time, during mass. Its insane really as Dean is now the Bishop of Tonypandy and Andrew is the local parish priest in Mount Pleasant.

I tell you who`s now running with them, is that religous nut from Porthcawl Tony Passmore. The three of then together are ultra violent and their actions in my opinion really do reflect badly on the Catholic Church in Wales.

The troulbe starts when they have been on the commuinion wine usually then it kicks off, Passmore attacked a bride he was marrying last week, and Dean dropped a baby on its head in the font during a christening last week and laughed.

Dai Arsenal is no help at all, all thats he`s interested in is cup cakes and comics and Dr Who models.

Re: mr john bowens sisterj

Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:49 pm

where can you get good cup cakes these days the ones thay sell in grannys shop in mount pleasant are a little on the stale side thay do a lovly half a loaf and a packet of crisps mind,

Re: mr john bowens sisterj

Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:20 pm

mrs harry ramsgate wrote:where can you get good cup cakes these days the ones thay sell in grannys shop in mount pleasant are a little on the stale side thay do a lovly half a loaf and a packet of crisps mind,

half a batch and pickled onion monster munch, now thats a first class meal :lol:

Re: mr john bowens sisterj

Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:31 pm

bluebirdbaz wrote:
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:where can you get good cup cakes these days the ones thay sell in grannys shop in mount pleasant are a little on the stale side thay do a lovly half a loaf and a packet of crisps mind,

half a batch and pickled onion monster munch, now thats a first class meal :lol:


Two bags of smokey bacon was my preference Baz, with a side order of iced mice= delicious :geek:

Re: mr john bowens sisterj

Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:48 pm

iced mice mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh the memorys of yoooooof


remember spanish tobacco that coconutty choclaty stuff :mrgreen:

Re: mr john bowens sisterj

Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:55 pm

bluebirdbaz wrote:iced mice mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh the memorys of yoooooof


remember spanish tobacco that coconutty choclaty stuff :mrgreen:


Still on sale Baz, theres a stall in Cardiff Market that speacilise in retro 70s & 80`s sweets etc. I usually spend about £20 there whenever I visit, hence my rather vast waistline.
:old:

Re: mr john bowens sisterj

Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:31 am

John Bowens brotherj wrote:
bluebirdbaz wrote:iced mice mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh the memorys of yoooooof


remember spanish tobacco that coconutty choclaty stuff :mrgreen:


Still on sale Baz, theres a stall in Cardiff Market that speacilise in retro 70s & 80`s sweets etc. I usually spend about £20 there whenever I visit, hence my rather vast waistline.
:old:
whats it called????

Re: mr john bowens sisterj

Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:47 am

bluebirdbaz wrote:
John Bowens brotherj wrote:
bluebirdbaz wrote:iced mice mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh the memorys of yoooooof


remember spanish tobacco that coconutty choclaty stuff :mrgreen:


Still on sale Baz, theres a stall in Cardiff Market that speacilise in retro 70s & 80`s sweets etc. I usually spend about £20 there whenever I visit, hence my rather vast waistline.
:old:
whats it called????


Why bother with all that exercise nonsense Baz when you can get what you want whilst sat on your ever expanding arse.

Try here http://www.aquarterof.co.uk/ :ayatollah:

And for the benefit of Mrs R - aye, Saycey turned catholic at the same time he became a farmer in his quest to be a full-blown wurzel. Loves them he does.

Re: mr john bowens sisterj

Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:59 am

mr brown you are a legand. :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: