Dave Jones first words to Fulham players

when he meets them at the first training session. I'll start us off, lets see what else you lot can come up with

Right lads no messing about anymore we are playing 4-4-2 and we will be hunting in packs

hi im dave

you probably dont know who i am, your fans dont want me, and im well out of my depth, but hey when we lose il blame other things, injuries, illness etc and all will be fine. NOW 4-4-2 please lads

you probably dont know who i am, your fans dont want me, and im well out of my depth, but hey when we lose il blame other things, injuries, illness etc and all will be fine. NOW 4-4-2 please lads

and don't argue with me coz I have played the game professionally and I am the dogs bollox

Any of you useless lot got a "Plan B?"

Nice one Overthemoon ! That's what was on my mind !

4-3-3?? Right, another lap of the training ground and 20 extra push ups for your insolence

" what did u say Zamora , u talking to me ? " ................ " Go play / train with the reserves for the rest of the season and if ur good I will give u 5 mins off the bench where I expect u to score 3 goals each time "

Right, I don't know how you did last season, but, we can pick ourselves up dust ourselves down and start again. That's all we can do. Hope you have a shit journey home.

Hello, I'm Mr Jones. This is Mr Hudson, Mr Kennedy, Mr McPhail, Mr Chopra, Mr Matthews and Mr Whittingham.

back 9 anyone?

Right lads , let's all go and see Mr Al Fayed and demamnd he gives my mate Pete a job. Our wages will rocket !!!