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The meaning of "Jack shit"

Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:46 pm

For some time,many of us have wondered who is 'Jack shit ? We find ourselves at a loss wen someone says. 'You don't know Jack shit' Well,thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack shit is the only son of Awe shit who married O shit,the owners of Knee Deep n shit Inc. In turn Jack shit married No shit. The couple had 6 children: Holy shit,Giva shit, Fulla shit, Bull shit, and the twins Deep shit and Dip shit, Deep shit married Dumb shit, a high school drop out.
After 15 years, Jack and No shit got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became No shit Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip shit Married shit happens, Bull shit travelled the world and returned home with an Italian bride , Pisa shit. So tell me now you don;t Know Jack shit.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: The meaning of "Jack shit"

Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:57 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: That's class!

Re: The meaning of "Jack shit"

Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:13 pm

Nuclearblue wrote:For some time,many of us have wondered who is 'Jack shit ? We find ourselves at a loss wen someone says. 'You don't know Jack shit' Well,thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack shit is the only son of Awe shit who married O shit,the owners of Knee Deep n shit Inc. In turn Jack shit married No shit. The couple had 6 children: Holy shit,Giva shit, Fulla shit, Bull shit, and the twins Deep shit and Dip shit, Deep shit married Dumb shit, a high school drop out.
After 15 years, Jack and No shit got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became No shit Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip shit Married shit happens, Bull shit travelled the world and returned home with an Italian bride , Pisa shit. So tell me now you don;t Know Jack shit.

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Quality :lol: :lol: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: The meaning of "Jack shit"

Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:34 pm

well done, i even managed a smile :)

Re: The meaning of "Jack shit"

Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:11 pm

quality,funny as f**k :lol:

Re: The meaning of "Jack shit"

Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:26 pm

That is quality :ayatollah:

Re: The meaning of "Jack shit"

Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:32 pm

Its good shit !! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: The meaning of "Jack shit"

Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:08 pm

You forgot to mention the fighting shits, Tough Shit and Hard Shit. :D

Re: The meaning of "Jack shit"

Fri Jul 23, 2010 3:31 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:You forgot to mention the fighting shits, Tough Shit and Hard Shit. :D




Well that is HARD SHIT cuz if you think i will re-wright that then sorry TOUGH SHIT :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: The meaning of "Jack shit"

Fri Jul 23, 2010 8:35 pm

Nuclearblue wrote:For some time,many of us have wondered who is 'Jack shit ? We find ourselves at a loss wen someone says. 'You don't know Jack shit' Well,thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack shit is the only son of Awe shit who married O shit,the owners of Knee Deep n shit Inc. In turn Jack shit married No shit. The couple had 6 children: Holy shit,Giva shit, Fulla shit, Bull shit, and the twins Deep shit and Dip shit, Deep shit married Dumb shit, a high school drop out.
After 15 years, Jack and No shit got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became No shit Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip shit Married shit happens, Bull shit travelled the world and returned home with an Italian bride , Pisa shit. So tell me now you don;t Know Jack shit.

:lol: :lol: :lol:


I needed a lil' chuckle!! :lol:

Re: The meaning of "Jack shit"

Fri Jul 23, 2010 8:38 pm

wah a shit read that was!

Re: The meaning of "Jack shit"

Sat Jul 24, 2010 9:16 pm

Dont give a shit :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: The meaning of "Jack shit"

Sat Jul 24, 2010 9:38 pm

Cracking son :lol: :ayatollah:

Re: The meaning of "Jack shit"

Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:05 pm

funny as f**k :D