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Tonights joke thread..

Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:55 pm

I was making love too a gorgous Thai girl last night, I was sucking her off like a good 'um when I thought... Hang on a f*cking minute!

Re: Tonights joke thread..

Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:59 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Billy Hunt. wrote:I was making love too a gorgous Thai girl last night, I was sucking her off like a good 'um when I thought... Hang on a f*cking minute!



Now that made me laugh!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Tonights joke thread..

Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:01 pm

What's black and screams?


Stevie Wonder answering the iron!



Sorry, couldn't resist :shock: :lol: Lets not start on the Maddie McCann ones...

Re: Tonights joke thread..

Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:06 pm

PhatFrog wrote:What's black and screams?


Stevie Wonder answering the iron!



Sorry, couldn't resist :shock: :lol: Lets not start on the Maddie McCann ones...


Is that where he got that side to side motion of his head when he sings? :D

Re: Tonights joke thread..

Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:09 pm

In the doctors tonight and she asked me to go through a questionnaire she said "First question have you had any lapses of memory or any blackouts" I said "none at all" she then said "and for question ten".

Re: Tonights joke thread..

Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:12 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:
PhatFrog wrote:What's black and screams?


Stevie Wonder answering the iron!



Sorry, couldn't resist :shock: :lol: Lets not start on the Maddie McCann ones...


Is that where he got that side to side motion of his head when he sings? :D



No, he does that when he thinks he's stuck in a toaster. Think about it..........

Re: Tonights joke thread..

Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:13 pm

PhatFrog wrote:What's black and screams?


Stevie Wonder answering the iron!



Sorry, couldn't resist :shock: :lol: Lets not start on the Maddie McCann ones...


That creased me :lol: :lol:
I got loads of Maddie jokes but I'm hiding them away :lol: Same with the Haiti ones, the dust still aint settled

Re: Tonights joke thread..

Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:16 pm

Billy Hunt. wrote:
PhatFrog wrote:What's black and screams?


Stevie Wonder answering the iron!



Sorry, couldn't resist :shock: :lol: Lets not start on the Maddie McCann ones...


That creased me :lol: :lol:
I got loads of Maddie jokes but I'm hiding them away :lol: Same with the Haiti ones, the dust still aint settled




:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Tonights joke thread..

Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:19 pm

How do you circumsize a Jack?
Kick his sister in the jaw

Re: Tonights joke thread..

Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:22 pm

A vampire goes into a pub and asks 4 boiling water.
The barman says "I thought u only drank blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "Im making tea" ;) :lol:

Re: Tonights joke thread..

Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:23 pm

hughesygirl wrote:A vampire goes into a pub and asks 4 boiling water.
The barman says "I thought u only drank blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "Im making tea" ;) :lol:


Ew :lol:

Re: Tonights joke thread..

Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:27 pm

What do you call a lesbian on top of a lesbian on top of a lesbian on top of a lesbian??












A block of flaps :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:43 pm

hughesygirl wrote:What do you call a lesbian on top of a lesbian on top of a lesbian on top of a lesbian??












A block of flaps :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Tounge and Groove? :D

Re: Tonights joke thread..

Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:49 pm

Milly44.

Re: Tonights joke thread..

Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:50 pm

Billy Hunt. wrote:Milly44.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Tonights joke thread..

Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:52 pm

came out of a chippy eating fish and chips a tramp said to me " I haven't had anything to eat for 5 days" so I said to him "f*cking helli I wish I had your will power!"


:lol:

Re: Tonights joke thread..

Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:27 pm

Billy Hunt. wrote:Milly44.

your brave tonight young man not plaaying didcot for a while i guess ;) :lol:

Re: Tonights joke thread..

Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:28 pm

merthyr youth

Re: Tonights joke thread..

Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:38 pm

Some say brave, some say stupid.

Re: Tonights joke thread..

Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:50 pm

Billy Hunt. wrote:Some say brave, some say stupid.

:lol:

Re: Tonights joke thread..

Fri Jul 23, 2010 7:23 pm

just shagged a girl with terrible eczema ......she had cracking tits !!!!

Re: Tonights joke thread..

Sun Aug 08, 2010 6:32 pm

What do you call a Pakistani flood survivor?
Mustafa Dinghy

Re: Tonights joke thread..

Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:22 pm

Ive just adopted a Black kid and christened him Google.............may as well, he's going to spend his whole f*cking life getting searched . :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:23 pm

The BNP have just donated 6000 crocodiles to the Pakistani flood appeal. :lol: :lol: :o

Re: Tonights joke thread..

Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:26 pm

Pakistan's neighbours India have offered to help with the flood by sending thousands of towels over. It was all they could come up with of the top of there heads :lol:

Re: Tonights joke thread..

Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:35 pm

fabio capello will name gary neville as the new england captain, this is based on the fact he hasnt got a fuckin chance of shagin anyone else's bird!! couldnt resist gary neville gets right on my tits!! :D