Is this End?

With all this doom and gloom about the message boards I tried put some music on that new fangled CD player thing to cheer myself up. After several, to be honest fairly unsuccessful attempts to insert "The Best of the Doors" album into said CD player thingy, I noticed that a "record" is far bigger then the slot to put said "record" into. Damn new age devices, no matter how small I made the pieces I failed in my attempt. No worries, I thought to myself I'll seek knowledge from the world wide web (a plot by that TLG bloke I thought initially) and hey ho silver lining some considerate chap from CCMB pointed me in the direction of a far left wing subversive site "youpron* or something like similar. The music's not that good, the films are probably more appropriate for a "Guardian" reader i.e there appears to be no plot whatsoever just some mumbled words, a bit of screaming, shouting, moaning, moaning, moaning, moaning and you get to see some women's bits.

Anyway I digress, apart from Annis's new book (where's my comp?) what else is new apart from, we're skint, we're depressed and "TG" isn't quite the Saviour we'd anticipated?

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

ALL TOGETHER NOW (not that one )

ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE
Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh (see its easy)

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...


All credit for the above to Mr Eric Idle, a comedy genius. Apart from the first bit, blame me for that...




Oh, one more thing, no matter how bad life gets, no matter that you loose your wife, your house, little four legged friends, get taxed to shit, the country nearly went down the shit pan, your cars been keyed, your house ransacked, women walking the streets with bags over their heads and wankers don't kill people be remote control, at least we on AAMB can hold our heads up high and say.....

WE'RE CARDIFF, WE'RE BARMY
WE ARE (TOTALLY) OFF OUR f*cking HEADS

As for Bristol, Newport, TNS, Bangor and the others, think again in my opinion we are the best in Wales