the worlds ,shortest fairytale?

once upon a time a bloke asked a girl,,, will you marry me? the girl said ,NO and the bloke lived happily ever after,,, and had sex with all her mates, and rode motorcycles, went fishing, and played football, and got drunk all the time, ate loads of curries, farted whenever he liked, and left the toilet seat up,and had a wank whenever he wanted,,,,,,,THE END