FRIDAY NITE JOKES

i was sucking off my new Thai bride last night when i thought........
"Hang on a fuckin minute...."

i went to see my sick friend in hospital earlier.....
i found him in the morgue wanking..

i went to the docs while in bangkok to get my testicles checked out.
while the doc was cupping my balls, she said, "don`t worry, it`s normal
to get an erection during this kind of examination." i said," i haven`t got one"
she replied, " No. but i have."