FAO South Wales Police

Gentlemen of the constabulary I know your viewing this MB, but as a sober minded citizen and a true football supporter, I think its adviseable to make you aware thats its going to "kick off" on Sunday in Clare Gardens in Riverside between two rival firms the Cardiff City fruit throwers and the Sheffield Utd vegatable lobbers.

Its gonna kick off when two skodas full of Sheffield hoolies armed with leeks, carrots, cauilflowers and brocolli will go at it against Cardiff`s finest two fiat puntos full of veg boys,who will be armed with apples, tangerines, pears and strawberrys.

It`s gonna go off big time, you have been warned old bill, if theres any fruit and veg associated hooliganism press in either the Wales on Sunday or the Echo, you lot will be accountable to Babara Wilding, who I believe is your new governor.

Its gonna go Pear shaped i can see it now

Its gonna go Pear shaped i can see it now

Memories of ICF = Inter City Firm my arse more like I chuck fruit.

At least they'll all get their five a day.

your all fecking bananas!

An Apple a day keeps the Police force away ILL get me coat

you lot will be accountable to Babara Wilding, who I believe is your new governor.

New chants fo the coppers: "Your being run by a girly, run by a girly" and "Babara, Babara tell him what to do"

An Apple a day keeps the Police force away ILL get me coat

Taxi for Nuclear please. Nobody seems to be taking this fruit and veg off seriously. I know my onions and I am plum sure its gonna go all pear shaped on Sunday.

Pineapple barmy army, we all hate leeks and leeks and leeks, we`re the loganberry f*cking barmy army.

Are you watching, are you watching South Wales Police, apppleas , pears and tangerines, appleas pears and tangerines.

Put that in your notebook Potatohead and read it out in court, you will sound a right plonker.

Potato oh oh oh Mr Potato oh oh oh.

God lord having read my last post, In believe I an a trifled intoxicated, my lords ladies and gentlemen may I bid you good night.

I need to be up tomorrow to round up a herd of wild wildebeest that as been plaguing Bethnal Green.

6-1 To the City on Sunday with that chap Marshall scoring 5, the odds are 3-1 I have placed a pony on it.

Six foot two eyes of blue, big Bill Irwin`s after you la, la. la, la,

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10888435


Police state it is.....