JOKE !!

Row row row your boat gently down the stream; if you live in Pakistan you need a submarine !

Apparently, from space, Pakistan now looks like a giant bowl of Coco Pops

Paddy's struggling down the road with a wardrobe. A friend says"hey paddy why don't ya get mick to help" paddy says" hes inside carrying the clothes"

Row row row your boat gently down the stream; if you live in Pakistan you need a submarine

Class

Mac Donalds will soon be releasing a new burger to help fund the monsoon aid in Pakistan , with every burger purchased then Mac Donalds will send a raincoat to each victim of the disaster . Its called the Paki Mac and will be available from Wednesday

Mac Donalds will soon be releasing a new burger to help fund the monsoon aid in Pakistan , with every burger purchased then Mac Donalds will send a raincoat to each victim of the disaster . Its called the Paki Mac and will be available from Wednesday

The Taliban has invented a new bomb in the shape of a prayer mate, stats have predicted that prophets will be through the roof

These are not my jokes btw and it by no means indicates any political view I may or may not have , or indeed anything racial . Its just a laugh


What do you call a Paki in a mobile phone shop? Tariff.
What do you call a schizophrenic Paki? Mahmood Swingh.
What do you call a Paki with pink hair? Gandhi Floss.
What do you call a Paki Elvis impersonator? Amal Shukup.
What do you call a Paki who is standing in the middle of the road? An opportunity!!

The Taliban has invented a new bomb in the shape of a prayer mate, stats have predicted that prophets will be through the roof

All branches of Dixons in Ireland have stopped selling TVs as they have heard of the telly ban

These are not my jokes btw and it by no means indicates any political view I may or may not have , or indeed anything racial . Its just a laugh


What do you call a Paki in a mobile phone shop? Tariff.
What do you call a schizophrenic Paki? Mahmood Swingh.
What do you call a Paki with pink hair? Gandhi Floss.
What do you call a Paki Elvis impersonator? Amal Shukup.
What do you call a Paki who is standing in the middle of the road? An opportunity!!

What do you call a paki who has locked himself out of his house? Khan Geddin

Bejesus what have i done !! ive turned you lot racist

Bejesus what have i done !! ive turned you lot racist

Apparently the floods in Pakistan were caused by a suicide plumber.

Apparently the floods in Pakistan were caused by a suicide plumber.

I take offence to this - Im a f*cking paki tw*t you know! basterds........

Apparently the floods in Pakistan were caused by a suicide plumber.

I take offence to this - Im a f*cking paki tw*t you know! basterds........

You certainly smell like one Merlin

Apparently the floods in Pakistan were caused by a suicide plumber.

We have a winner

Apparently the floods in Pakistan were caused by a suicide plumber.

We have a winner

I posted that one a few days ago chief and most of the above

All these Pakistani jokes are disgusting, but yet they keep Flooding in!!!

All these Pakistani jokes are disgusting, but yet they keep Flooding in!!!

the reporter at the scene, said, the smell of the bodies was, disgusting,,, and they expect it to be worse when they pull out the dead ones

I got thrown out of my local swimming pool today after the S fell of my SPEEDOS

I got thrown out of my local swimming pool today after the S fell of my SPEEDOS