MONDAY NIGHT JOKE......

What do Joe McElderry and a Sherry Trifle have in common?


They both have fingers in the bottom



....... Thank you & Good Night!

thats shit ,this is still funny though,,,,,,, while on holiday in spain, i noticed a sign, it said, english speaking doctors, i thought, what a good idea, why cant we have them in our f*cking country

my mate has fell out with me, he caught me sniffing his sisters knickers..

wouldnt have been so bad but she was wearing them at the time..

made the rest of her funeral awkward as f**k!

I approached this fat chick in a nightclub and asked her if she had a pen. She was all excited about the fact that she had a man showing her interest and she gave me a smile and said, "Yes I have." As she reached for her handbag I said, "Well you'd better get back in it then before the Farmer discovers you're missing.'

ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks for a pint of beer...the bar man says sorry butt we dont serve food

simple things please simple minds

Joe Mcelderry has come out and admitted he is Gay. He is now no longer Geordie Joe . Now its Joe from South Shields which is 8 mile from Newcastle Upon Tyne and in a Bourough of South Tynside which is nearer Sunderland.
The f*cking Mackem Sausage Jockey !

Patrick....."Hello there Mick, oi aint seen you in ages. Tell me, was it you or your brother that got drown last week?"

Mick..... "That must have been my brother, cos I can't swim!"