Friday's joke

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command

What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?


It's not illegal to eat your mums apple pie.

little johnny is delivering newspapers one morning. he knocks at the door of mrs. smith and tells her that her £5 bill is due

i'm short of cash she says..but if you want i can pay you in sex

johnny steps in and shuts the door...mrs.smith unzips his trousers and pulls them down and is faced with the biggest cock she's ever seen

she lies down on the hall carpet and is bemused to see johnny pulling something from his pocket.

he takes out a big handful of washers and starts to slip them over his cock...

you dont have to do that says mrs.smith i can take all of it..

johnny looks down at mrs.smith and says not for a fukkin fiver you cant.........