Here is Trundle's 1st draft of Autobiography
Sat Aug 14, 2010 11:02 am
Chapter 1
I was born in Liverpool. Dont know who me dad was.
Chapter 2
I went to skool.
Chapter 3
I learnt to kick a ball with my left foot
Chapter 4
The donkeys at Southport gave me a game
Chapter 5
Went to rhyl to see the donkeys.
Chapter 6
Joined Wrectum FC. Scored a couple of great goals from 3 yards out. Missed Liverpool.
Chapter 7
Joined Swansea. Just like Liverpool. Lovely shell suits. No hub caps safe.
Chapter 8
Appeared on Sky Sports. Brought the DVD.
Chapter 9
Meet my partner. Toozey. Lovely bloke. He told me to hate Cardiff.
Chapter 10
Played in big final v Carlisle in that Cardiff place. I scored. Me and Tatey had a flag that said f**k oFf Cardiff. We are heroes in the township of Townhill
Chapter 11
Bristol City want me. Bristol is just look Swansea and Liverpool. The fee is 100,000 hamburgers. Great i can play against Cardiff
Chapter 12
Played against Cardiff. Shat my pants. Couldnt score in Wine Street.
Chapter 13
Rejoined Swansea as i was missing Toozey. Paolo didnt play me though.
Chapter 14
Swansea dont want me.
Chapter 15
I'm signing for Neath coz i'm shit.
I was born in Liverpool. Dont know who me dad was.
Chapter 2
I went to skool.
Chapter 3
I learnt to kick a ball with my left foot
Chapter 4
The donkeys at Southport gave me a game
Chapter 5
Went to rhyl to see the donkeys.
Chapter 6
Joined Wrectum FC. Scored a couple of great goals from 3 yards out. Missed Liverpool.
Chapter 7
Joined Swansea. Just like Liverpool. Lovely shell suits. No hub caps safe.
Chapter 8
Appeared on Sky Sports. Brought the DVD.
Chapter 9
Meet my partner. Toozey. Lovely bloke. He told me to hate Cardiff.
Chapter 10
Played in big final v Carlisle in that Cardiff place. I scored. Me and Tatey had a flag that said f**k oFf Cardiff. We are heroes in the township of Townhill
Chapter 11
Bristol City want me. Bristol is just look Swansea and Liverpool. The fee is 100,000 hamburgers. Great i can play against Cardiff
Chapter 12
Played against Cardiff. Shat my pants. Couldnt score in Wine Street.
Chapter 13
Rejoined Swansea as i was missing Toozey. Paolo didnt play me though.
Chapter 14
Swansea dont want me.
Chapter 15
I'm signing for Neath coz i'm shit.
Re: Here is Trundle's 1st draft of Autobiography
Sat Aug 14, 2010 11:03 am
The grammar is to good for that c**t
Re: Here is Trundle's 1st draft of Autobiography
Sat Aug 14, 2010 11:05 am
Casual wrote:The grammar is to good for that c**t
I edited all the errrrrrrrs and ummmms as it would have been longer than war and peace.
Re: Here is Trundle's 1st draft of Autobiography
Sat Aug 14, 2010 12:13 pm
Chapter 3 is a f*cking lie.
Beware...his legal team is watching!!
Beware...his legal team is watching!!
Re: Here is Trundle's 1st draft of Autobiography
Sat Aug 14, 2010 1:21 pm
Gareth (Wilts) wrote:Chapter 1
I was born in Liverpool. Dont know who me dad was.
Chapter 2
I went to skool.
Chapter 3
I learnt to kick a ball with my left foot
Chapter 4
The donkeys at Southport gave me a game
Chapter 5
Went to rhyl to see the donkeys.
Chapter 6
Joined Wrectum FC. Scored a couple of great goals from 3 yards out. Missed Liverpool.
Chapter 7
Joined Swansea. Just like Liverpool. Lovely shell suits. No hub caps safe.
Chapter 8
Appeared on Sky Sports. Brought the DVD.
Chapter 9
Meet my partner. Toozey. Lovely bloke. He told me to hate Cardiff.
Chapter 10
Played in big final v Carlisle in that Cardiff place. I scored. Me and Tatey had a flag that said f**k oFf Cardiff. We are heroes in the township of Townhill
Chapter 11
Bristol City want me. Bristol is just look Swansea and Liverpool. The fee is 100,000 hamburgers. Great i can play against Cardiff
Chapter 12
Played against Cardiff. Shat my pants. Couldnt score in Wine Street.
Chapter 13
Rejoined Swansea as i was missing Toozey. Paolo didnt play me though.
Chapter 14
Swansea dont want me.
Chapter 15
I'm signing for Neath coz i'm shit.
