How Do You Like Your Eggs In The Morning ?

I'm a poached man, when I can be arsed.

I've always wondered, how did we ever come to be eating eggs ? I mean who was the first man to see something pop out of a chickens arse and say to his mates "You know what, I'm going to eat that"

I'm a poached man, when I can be arsed.

I've always wondered, how did we ever come to be eating eggs ? I mean who was the first man to see something pop out of a chickens arse and say to his mates "You know what, I'm going to eat that"

i was just about to write something dull to ease the tention but you beet me to it

when it comes to poached eggs, cant beat my nans
but im a lazy b*stard so boiled egg if i do it.

I'm a poached man, when I can be arsed.

I've always wondered, how did we ever come to be eating eggs ? I mean who was the first man to see something pop out of a chickens arse and say to his mates "You know what, I'm going to eat that"

Scrambled just like my head

Scrambled, poched, fryed, boiled or an Omelette. Anyone of them will do.

What comes first the chicken or the egg, thats what i want to know.

I like mine with a kiss

I'm a poached man, when I can be arsed.

I've always wondered, how did we ever come to be eating eggs ? I mean who was the first man to see something pop out of a chickens arse and say to his mates "You know what, I'm going to eat that"

Scrambled just like my head

Thought you preferred them fertilised!

I like mine with a kiss

boiled or fried im satified .......................

I'm a poached man, when I can be arsed.

I've always wondered, how did we ever come to be eating eggs ? I mean who was the first man to see something pop out of a chickens arse and say to his mates "You know what, I'm going to eat that"

Scrambled just like my head

Thought you preferred them fertilised!

Would rather shoot myself in the head

housebricks

I like mine with a kiss

boiled or fried im satified .......................

As long as I get my kiss.

Scrambled just like my head

Thought you preferred them fertilised!

Would rather shoot myself in the head

I like mine with a kiss

boiled or fried im satified .......................

As long as I get my kiss.

so u aint bothered then apart from the kiss ?

Got to be soft and dripping off my chin for me!

Got to be soft and dripping off my chin for me!

fried and in a roll with bacon , yum yum !!!!

Get yourselves a egg poaching saucepan, just had two lovely free range (taste the difference) on brown toast. got to get myself motivated to set off for the working week away from home.

Give me the Bellamy news first.

I mean who was the first man to see something pop out of a chickens arse and say to his mates "You know what, I'm going to eat that"

It's not the chicken's arse that they pop out of!!!

front arse, same thing

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww not runny

how can anyone eat eggs that are slimey like snot!


Fried has to be well done and with beans n chips mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


EGG JOKE


WHat do you call humpty's aunty n uncle




Sam n Ella

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww not runny

how can anyone eat eggs that are slimey like snot!


Fried has to be well done and with beans n chips mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


EGG JOKE


WHat do you call humpty's aunty n uncle




Sam n Ella

brilliant jizz, actually laughed out loud

front arse, same thing

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww not runny

how can anyone eat eggs that are slimey like snot!
Fried has to be well done and with beans n chips mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
EGG JOKE
WHat do you call humpty's aunty n uncle
Sam n Ella

brilliant jizz, actually laughed out loud

simple things please simple minds eh

it tickles me everytime

you are the simplest jizz